Borkus Maximus III has recently been announced as the official face of Gogurt. This comes shortly following Yoikos Yogurt announcing that they would be terminated Borkus Maximus III as the face of their brand following his alleged sexist comments which were unfortunately televised to a national audience. Borkus said that it was “funny to hear a Yeti talk about winning.” This came at a time when social movements for Yeti equality were at an all time high as more of society recognizes the significant socio-economic factors negatively impacting the Yeti community. Even though Borkus Maximus III’s comment was made in jest, the local social justice warriors of the NAFL took notice after one Yeti anonymously posted that he was “sick and tired” and “offended” and “outraged” by this racist and sexist remark. (Sexist because Yeti is actually a male term, the female term for Yeti is Yeta). This controversy has resulted in Borkus being “downgraded” from the Yoikos yogurt brand to the Gogurt brand. Luckily, Borkus prefers Gogurt anyways.
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