What's the one thing you think of when toy think about personal football players? Duh, of course, tremendous financial mismanagement! That means, when a football player tells you to seek financial advice, you really need financial advice. It's like a cancer patient telling you they're concerned about your physical health.
That's why H & R Block need me, William H Harrison, as their new national advertising spokesperson. My telling the world that I think they need tax help will give them the same rude awakening that you get when your cocaine addicted neighbor tells you that you need to tone it down. No doubt, that instant of realization and shame, as Americans see my face and realize I think they need to get their shit together, will result in thousands of people making guilty calls to set up appointments for years to come. Afraid that they will ever again experience that disgusting self – hatred at being scolded by someone with the financial acumen of a kindergartener, people will memorize the phone number of their local office.
That's why H & R Block need me, William H Harrison, as their new national advertising spokesperson. My telling the world that I think they need tax help will give them the same rude awakening that you get when your cocaine addicted neighbor tells you that you need to tone it down. No doubt, that instant of realization and shame, as Americans see my face and realize I think they need to get their shit together, will result in thousands of people making guilty calls to set up appointments for years to come. Afraid that they will ever again experience that disgusting self – hatred at being scolded by someone with the financial acumen of a kindergartener, people will memorize the phone number of their local office.