(S8) - Ultimus Week

Toasty · 06-25-2018, 01:07 AM

Playoff Predictions:

ASFC Championship: NOLA

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This is going to be a close game for either team. It will come down to the wire and maybe we will even see some overtime action out there in Orange County. But with NOLA's depleted secondary and Orange County's very scary wide receiver corps I do not see NOLA walking away from this game victorious. Mike Boss will pass for a record setting 475+ yards, 4 touchdowns and a interceptions. Tegan Atwell will have 9 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns, but he will have fumble. Combined the two teams will rush for less than 100 yards. In the end it will be OCO

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NSFC Championship: BAL

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It is no surprise that the wraiths are back here after last yards disappointing loss to the liberty. This year they will be trying not to exercise the demons of Burial Grounds stadium. This will probably end up being a very close game out there because the wraiths defense is something furious from hell but they give up a lot of yards to the run game (last in the league with 94 yards per game). So if the hawks rely less on Aaron Blocksdale's arm and more on Owen Talyor's legs they could end up winning the. Of they beat the wraiths this is why they beat them. I am going to say the hawks noticed this and edited there strats so BAL

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Ultimus game BAL

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Here the otters are back in the ultimus with a lot if pressure off their shoulders and I believe last time the hawks were here they choked harder than Albert Johnson a.k.a Prodigy. So we have two teams playing each other that lost on their last time here. The hawks will not be able to beat the otters by running... or even by passing so they got here but they will not be able to win it for baltimore. The MAP of the game will be disputed for ever but it will truly be Tegan Atwell, but Mike Boss will win it. OCO

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Sit-down with a fan:

Bzerkap interviewed me

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Interviewed @Bzerkap

1. Does your lack of stopping the run concern you that you give up the most yards per game in the league to the run?

It does a little because Owen Taylor is no joke, and I know they like to run him a lot. So that part is scary, and the fact that it will lead to a potential time of possession battle that we don't want to find ourselves in. We are usually the ones to dominate that statistic. However, their bread and butter is still the pass game, so if we can be as good as we usually are there I think we'll be ok.

2a. If yes, Do you think the hawks will use this against you guys to get past you guys?

I don't think they will use this against us really. The playoffs aren't really a time to get crazy with strategies. You need to stick to your tried and true, your bread and butter, your meat and potatoes. For the Hawks it's their air attack so I expect that to be in full swing.

3. What are you guys doing to make sure you do not repeat history and lose out right away.

Work our asses off. Next to the Hawks we may actually be the unluckiest team in the league. We lost out on two previous Ultimus' and then lost with homefield advantage in the playoffs last season. That was a 13-1 team that just shit the bed. We aren't as good this season but we're working hard to avenge those previous losses and hope to break through and get one more shot. You don't get many in this league.

4. What is your teams greatest weakness?

I would say our greatest weakness is honestly efficiency in the ground game. We have by far the most rush attempts in the league but our average is way down at the bottom. Third worst just above Yeti and Sabercats. It's not good. We need to be more efficient on the ground if we want to have a chance.

5. What is your teams greatest strength?

Conversely, our biggest strength is actually our efficient air attack. We have by far the fewest passes in the league with 453, a full 108 attempts fewer than 7th place San Jose. However, our yards per attempt is highest in the league at 8.68, well ahead of second place Orange County at 8.08. This is also reflected in our receivers with only Johnny Rocket and Cesar Milan averaging less than 9 yards per catch.

6. Does a straw have one hole or two?

A straw has zero holes. It's just a flat piece of plastic formed into a circle and connected with itself again.

That Magic Momnet

Man did Second Line have a magic moment out there in Santa Ann Stadium. The Otters offense, who were facing the reality of they are no longer a juggernaut, got the ball back with 7 minutes left on the clock. They walked down the field for 90 yards in 5 minutes and 23 seconds. Then Borkus took the field feeling nervous but know that he must score for second line, for the city, and most of all the fans. He walked out on to the field chewing his him and did a little prayer because he knew that the Otters defense was pretty pissed off at the point. On first down hey passed it two times that while drive. The first pass was for 6 yards the next was for another 6 yards. The rest if the yards came in the ground against the league's second best run defense who gave up only 91 rushing yards a game. Second Line was able to milk 37 yards and 2 minutes and 20 seconds off the clock before Peg Leg wad able to kick to 45ish yard field goal to seal NOLA's Ulitmus ticket. We have came to face the truth off OCO is no longer a juggernaut and will need to fight tooth and nail to win.

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