07-01-2018, 05:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-01-2018, 09:08 PM by Blastmeaway.)
Going to Disneyland!
Ultimini MVP should go to my teammate, Mr. Leg himself Kyle Corbett. Coming in off a record setting rookie regular season, Mr. Leg kept the heater going. Going 2 for 3 on extra point attempts and nailing the Ultimini Championship winning kick for the Luchadores, Kyle Corbett is the reason we won many games this season and a major factor into why we won both of our Playoff games. Corbett wasn’t asked to exercise his leg as much during the post season as he was during the regular season, but he still made the necessary field goals. Having the most accurate and strong leg in the DSFL is going to translate well for him as he gets ready to be drafted by an NSFL team. Hopefully I get the opportunity to continue playing with Kyle, @kylecorbett42 stay in Tijuana we’ve got QTs! Captain THAD Pennington had this to say about Kyle after the won the Ultimini Championship, “HOLY FUCK WE DID IT BOYS. Right Kyle Corbett, without that glorious bastard the Lucha woulda dropped another Ultimini Championship. Without that boy, THAD wouldn’t have another trophy to put on his mantle and showcase to Mad, Dad, Brad, & Chad!”
Interview with Bzerkap
What’s the first thing you’re going to do now that you’ve won the Ultimus Championship?
First thing? Strip naked in a hot tub full of the finest babes Yellowknife has to offer. Then I’m heading down to the local supermarket, buying a few handles and taking the party back to my place. We’re gonna party all night and well into the morning. So yea I’ll probably just be gaming at home. You know how it be.
How would you rate rookie Chad Pennington’s performance throughout the season?
I’d rate it A+ because he’s been a perfect team player for us the whole season, stepping right into the role we gave him without complaint. He’s been a good citizen and didn’t try too hard, or press, he let the game come to him.
How did the fans back up in Yellowknife treat the team when the plan landed and y’all deboarded the train?
Well better than we imagined. It is summer so it wasn’t freezing for once and the streets were packed with fans. I’m talking at least 50. A real boon to the city, the mayor was there too celebrating our arrival. We’re probably gonna have a parade in a few weeks, you know when it’s convenient to the city. Wouldn’t want us to get too big of a head.
How are the team meals that are provided before and after Practices and Games?
Not very good. To be honest I’m not a fan of Canadian food. Poutine can rot in a shallow grave. Although moose isn’t too bad.
Ultimini MVP should go to my teammate, Mr. Leg himself Kyle Corbett. Coming in off a record setting rookie regular season, Mr. Leg kept the heater going. Going 2 for 3 on extra point attempts and nailing the Ultimini Championship winning kick for the Luchadores, Kyle Corbett is the reason we won many games this season and a major factor into why we won both of our Playoff games. Corbett wasn’t asked to exercise his leg as much during the post season as he was during the regular season, but he still made the necessary field goals. Having the most accurate and strong leg in the DSFL is going to translate well for him as he gets ready to be drafted by an NSFL team. Hopefully I get the opportunity to continue playing with Kyle, @kylecorbett42 stay in Tijuana we’ve got QTs! Captain THAD Pennington had this to say about Kyle after the won the Ultimini Championship, “HOLY FUCK WE DID IT BOYS. Right Kyle Corbett, without that glorious bastard the Lucha woulda dropped another Ultimini Championship. Without that boy, THAD wouldn’t have another trophy to put on his mantle and showcase to Mad, Dad, Brad, & Chad!”
Interview with Bzerkap
What’s the first thing you’re going to do now that you’ve won the Ultimus Championship?
First thing? Strip naked in a hot tub full of the finest babes Yellowknife has to offer. Then I’m heading down to the local supermarket, buying a few handles and taking the party back to my place. We’re gonna party all night and well into the morning. So yea I’ll probably just be gaming at home. You know how it be.
How would you rate rookie Chad Pennington’s performance throughout the season?
I’d rate it A+ because he’s been a perfect team player for us the whole season, stepping right into the role we gave him without complaint. He’s been a good citizen and didn’t try too hard, or press, he let the game come to him.
How did the fans back up in Yellowknife treat the team when the plan landed and y’all deboarded the train?
Well better than we imagined. It is summer so it wasn’t freezing for once and the streets were packed with fans. I’m talking at least 50. A real boon to the city, the mayor was there too celebrating our arrival. We’re probably gonna have a parade in a few weeks, you know when it’s convenient to the city. Wouldn’t want us to get too big of a head.
How are the team meals that are provided before and after Practices and Games?
Not very good. To be honest I’m not a fan of Canadian food. Poutine can rot in a shallow grave. Although moose isn’t too bad.