1 surefire HOF player is Fuego Wozy. Stats, you say? Well, Wozy does blow out everyone in an important stat: stupid player names: from Fuego to Zenyou, Oboy in the NSFL (my autocorrect set it to Zobot), stupid names are not one area where Wozy lacks. But there are other reasons why Wozy should be HOF. He likely holds a record in most team changes without a championship. If I count correctly he went from Colorado to Arizona to Yellowknife? to Orange County to New Orleans, somehow managing to win ZERO rings, even though the teams there have combined for SEVEN rings and god knows how many playoff appearances. So he stands out in two big ways. But I’m not done yet! Wozy leads the NSFL in stupid comments made in the Yeti discord. @TheWoZy frequently pops in to say, “we biing bong infinitempg” (an actual quote), “WOZYNOISE”, and my personal favorite, “i died @PDXBaller”. A HOF career for sure.
BUT IM NOT DONE YET!
Wozy leads the Yeti in times being asked to position switch to QB but getting shut down by the GM two days later. But to be honest, the Wozy curse took birth from that moment. Since then he’s never won an ultimus. He’s gotten there multiple times. But he’s cursed! Forever, no Wozy shall win a ring.
BUT IM NOT DONE YET!
Wozy leads the Yeti in times being asked to position switch to QB but getting shut down by the GM two days later. But to be honest, the Wozy curse took birth from that moment. Since then he’s never won an ultimus. He’s gotten there multiple times. But he’s cursed! Forever, no Wozy shall win a ring.