I’m always smiling. When people walk up to me and say, “Mongoose87, what makes you so happy all the time?” I just give them one word: Smallwood.
When it’s thundering outside and my old dog is whimpering and whining, I take that pup in my arms and whisper in his ear and he calms right down: “Darren Smallwood.”
When my wife and I are in a rough patch, and I just don’t know if I can do it anymore, she’s screaming and I’m yelling and we’re at the end of our rope, there’s one guy who can help us straighten it all up: Smallwood.
My truck broke down the other day, in the middle of nowhere. My phone said it was fifteen miles either way to the nearest service station. I hadn’t seen a car in half an hour, but two minutes after the car stopped, who shows up in a tow truck? Smallwood.
I used to have a terrible fear of flying. I’d throw up in the terminal, shake and sweat. But then I talked to one guy, and it’s all okay now: Smallwood.
My dad was shot last month, while saving some kids during an armed robbery. It was really touch and go, but everything was in the clear after he had a visitor: Smallwood.
When it’s thundering outside and my old dog is whimpering and whining, I take that pup in my arms and whisper in his ear and he calms right down: “Darren Smallwood.”
When my wife and I are in a rough patch, and I just don’t know if I can do it anymore, she’s screaming and I’m yelling and we’re at the end of our rope, there’s one guy who can help us straighten it all up: Smallwood.
My truck broke down the other day, in the middle of nowhere. My phone said it was fifteen miles either way to the nearest service station. I hadn’t seen a car in half an hour, but two minutes after the car stopped, who shows up in a tow truck? Smallwood.
I used to have a terrible fear of flying. I’d throw up in the terminal, shake and sweat. But then I talked to one guy, and it’s all okay now: Smallwood.
My dad was shot last month, while saving some kids during an armed robbery. It was really touch and go, but everything was in the clear after he had a visitor: Smallwood.
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