Crindy learned his gym and weight habits during the 80s, so naturally his bodyweight-focused exercise routine might be considered by some modern athletes ... dated.
Morning workout routine:
50 side straddle-hops
100 Reaganomic-ups
100 Hunt for Red Planktobers
50 minutes of Jazzercise
20 miles of NordicTrack
20 minutes of 100rpm on a Thighmaster
Afternoon workout routine:
50 sets of Running Manuel Noriegas
75 Operation Ill Wind Sprints
50 Abscam crunches
50 Earl J Betz Flexes
5 Keating Five crunches
10 sets of Anne Gorsuch Superfund Power Cleanups
20 Talkin' Out The Side Of Your Neck Presses
It's hard to argue with the results of his Cold War-era calisthenics - Crindy's strength has increased from 71 to 83 during the offseason and he's packing on muscle fast approaching his frame's maximum (85). While you're busy googling all the sick 80s references in this post, Crindy has been packing on mass, and while you're diving down rabbitholes of 1980s pop culture and wikipedia articles, Crindy has emerged with a new QB and new archetype limits turning him into a touchdown machine, with 3 TD's through the first two preseason games of NSFL S9.
Morning workout routine:
50 side straddle-hops
100 Reaganomic-ups
100 Hunt for Red Planktobers
50 minutes of Jazzercise
20 miles of NordicTrack
20 minutes of 100rpm on a Thighmaster
Afternoon workout routine:
50 sets of Running Manuel Noriegas
75 Operation Ill Wind Sprints
50 Abscam crunches
50 Earl J Betz Flexes
5 Keating Five crunches
10 sets of Anne Gorsuch Superfund Power Cleanups
20 Talkin' Out The Side Of Your Neck Presses
It's hard to argue with the results of his Cold War-era calisthenics - Crindy's strength has increased from 71 to 83 during the offseason and he's packing on muscle fast approaching his frame's maximum (85). While you're busy googling all the sick 80s references in this post, Crindy has been packing on mass, and while you're diving down rabbitholes of 1980s pop culture and wikipedia articles, Crindy has emerged with a new QB and new archetype limits turning him into a touchdown machine, with 3 TD's through the first two preseason games of NSFL S9.
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