Ah! I could only think of a few things better then hitting the weight room with a bunch of sweaty people. So, I am going to tell you them now because that is not something I am about, you know that’s right Kif. One of the main “training” regiments I go through is the use of some nice skin creams, to make my body feel nice a smooth, and consistent use of Dr. Flim Flam’s miracle cream. Some may consider it an unfair advantage that I it gives me super strength, lickity speed, invulnerability, and ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures! See it is not my fault I put the effort into going to my local Drug store and buying it, instead of working out and training, everyone else has the same choice as me. Also, I do like when Kif massages me as well, it makes me tender. Kif says it does nothing and refuses to do it anymore but after I feel like as elusive as a jellyfish.
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