It has been a rough preseason, but I am here to put to rest some of the longstanding rumors that have been around during this position battle.
First, I would like to address the fact that the competition ended in search warrants and 911 calls... this is factually incorrect. I recall there being no search warrants, but at least four 911 calls... granted not all of them were for us... Our star running back Bubba Nuck locked himself inside of his locker. He claimed he had found a portal into something that wasn't quite Narnia, but close enough to not be sued. We are all very worried about him...
My opponent in the position battle is the very capable LeClair, It was a tough battle but in the end I was able to pull it out and gain the starting position. There was no illicit goings on during the battle or prank war as it has been claimed. We only did what we did in the name of fun. Barracudas in cereal, dead hooker in your bed, icy hot inside the helmet.... all in the name of fun of course Unless of course someone mentions curling....in that case all bets are off and we get to unleash the fires of Yellowknife upon thee!
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First, I would like to address the fact that the competition ended in search warrants and 911 calls... this is factually incorrect. I recall there being no search warrants, but at least four 911 calls... granted not all of them were for us... Our star running back Bubba Nuck locked himself inside of his locker. He claimed he had found a portal into something that wasn't quite Narnia, but close enough to not be sued. We are all very worried about him...
My opponent in the position battle is the very capable LeClair, It was a tough battle but in the end I was able to pull it out and gain the starting position. There was no illicit goings on during the battle or prank war as it has been claimed. We only did what we did in the name of fun. Barracudas in cereal, dead hooker in your bed, icy hot inside the helmet.... all in the name of fun of course Unless of course someone mentions curling....in that case all bets are off and we get to unleash the fires of Yellowknife upon thee!
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