I also interviewed Second Line Offensive Tackle Jelly Roll;
Dear Mr Roll,
How does it feel that Borkus Maximus can stare at your ass all game?
It's honestly a huge honor. I consider my plump, and dare I say, thicc ass one of my most attractive and defining features so I am always happy to have it on display, especially to a man as great as Borkus Maximus. And hoo boy don't even get me started on Darren "Not So" Smallwood if you know what I mean.
What is the NOLA LR like for an offensive lineman?
The New Orleans locker room is fantastic for all of course but I'd say it's slightly less so for offensive linemen because of all the office memeing. I swear half the team is starting to actually think my name is Kevin. But that's a small price to pay for such a great environment and I'd encourage everyone to give it a try at some point in their career.
How will you be celebrating your Ultimus win?
I'll be celebrating first with an Office marathon followed immediately by a Money Heist marathon. All Second Line members are invited of course and it should be a great celebration as we watch our team's two official shows.
Do you think your spot will be guaranteed on the team next season?
On a team as great as New Orleans no spots are guaranteed really so I'd say no. In fact I look pretty jealously at inferior teams like Orange County and Baltimore whose players have little competition because they're the 3rd or 4th choice for so many players.
Will you join in on the NOLA memeing?
Memeing isn't a choice when you're on this team, it's truly a way of life so yes I will always and forever join in on any and all memeing.
What is your favourite meme from the past couple days since the win?
I had a great many chuckles reading all the meme history posts today. I'd definitely say Meme Curtain was my favorite, just phenomenal.
Who is your favourite character from the office?
....Kevin
Donatello McTurtle || CB/OL #72 || Tijuana || New York || S33-S44
Ben Alexander-Arnold || CB/FB #66 || TIJ || AUS/NO || S24-S33
Ben Tu'inukuafe || OL/DE #61 || Tijuana || New Orleans || S15-S24
Tana Keïta || LB #53 || Tijuana Luchadores || NO/OCO || S10-S15
Ardie Savea || RB/TE #26 || New Orleans Second Line || S1 - S10
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