ROBBED
of course the wraiths should have made the playoffs are you kidding me they lost to the yeti of all people but wait thats not even the biggest reason why they should have made the playoffs I can count one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen eighteen and a half reasons why they should have made the playoffs thats right ladies and gentlemen that is because your yellowknife wraiths had not one not two not three not four not five not six not seven not eight not nine not ten not eleven not twelve not thirteen not fourteen not fifteen not sixteen not seventeen not eighteen but eighteen and a half million more cap space than any other team in the league but guess what they still missed the play offs how does that happen you ask well the sad honest truth is I do not know I do not know how the wraiths did not make the playoffs when they had not one not two not three not four not five not six not seven not eight not nine not ten not eleven not twelve not thirteen not fourteen not fifteen not sixteen not seventeen not eighteen but eighteen and a half million more cap space than any other team in the league
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MVP
The mvp is of course IYAH BLEWITT thats right ladies and gent back at it again for the last time before riding off into the sunset you love him you hate is iyah blewitt this boy right here is the man he made so many field goals three at the very least I believe if I do recall correctly that is three field goals he made that is 9 points just enough to put the dagger in the hawks and ensure the win for the new orleans second line the second line of new orleans the team which iyah blewitt is on thats right he is the mvp because he played perfectly what did you expect this dude is the man he did so good you could not believe it every field goal attempt he had he made and every extra point after a touch down attempt he had he made what else do you want in a kicker he was perfect and perfect means greatness and greatness means value and value means most valuable player and most valuable player means mvp that is why iyah blewitt is the mvp if I do say so myself yes that is what I think and that is why I think it.
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THAT MAGIC MOMENT
whats so magical about winning the ultimus you say well I say that winning the ultimus in general is a very magical moment very magical indeed when the new orleans second line won that there ultimus not too long ago this team has come so far from the legion days and used to sucks so bad be we had a vision and a process and a plan and we accomplished that vision and process and plan by following our vision and process and plan down to the tee yes we did and that was what made it so magical was all of the hard work coming to fruition and we won the ultimus and everybody was happy and the memes oh boy the memes were the most magical of all what more could you ask for in life other than winning the ultimus and it being the new orleans second line who win the ultimus and nobody else and all of the memes that came with it was good stuff indeed yes yes good stuff indeed if I do believe so myself yes wow twenty more words I need good lord who decided to make these so long we should do what that baseball league does and make it 150 words that would be the real magic moment right there ya know what I am saying.
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HATE THE PLAYER OR THE GAME
look i am just gonna say it okay i'm thinking it you're thinking it we're all thinking it okay we just gotta put it out there and address the elephant in the room okay it might be awkward and it might be uncomfortable but its gonna have to be said and its gonna feel so much better after its been said you know like throwing up when you are sick or ripping off the band aid sometimes you just gotta grin and bear it and know that it is for your own good and everything will be better afterwards okay like getting a shot like a vaccine it makes everything better okay so now don't get mad at me because I am just saying what we are all thinking and its gonna feel so much better after it has been said like a weight will be lifted off our shoulders and not just our shoulders but our hearts and our minds as well that is how bad it needs to be said I think it is safe to say that everybody in the league is thinking this but someone just has to come out and say it okay alright here it is the yeti should not have made the playoffs because they just got lucky and the wraiths were unlucky there I said it.
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of course the wraiths should have made the playoffs are you kidding me they lost to the yeti of all people but wait thats not even the biggest reason why they should have made the playoffs I can count one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen eighteen and a half reasons why they should have made the playoffs thats right ladies and gentlemen that is because your yellowknife wraiths had not one not two not three not four not five not six not seven not eight not nine not ten not eleven not twelve not thirteen not fourteen not fifteen not sixteen not seventeen not eighteen but eighteen and a half million more cap space than any other team in the league but guess what they still missed the play offs how does that happen you ask well the sad honest truth is I do not know I do not know how the wraiths did not make the playoffs when they had not one not two not three not four not five not six not seven not eight not nine not ten not eleven not twelve not thirteen not fourteen not fifteen not sixteen not seventeen not eighteen but eighteen and a half million more cap space than any other team in the league
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MVP
The mvp is of course IYAH BLEWITT thats right ladies and gent back at it again for the last time before riding off into the sunset you love him you hate is iyah blewitt this boy right here is the man he made so many field goals three at the very least I believe if I do recall correctly that is three field goals he made that is 9 points just enough to put the dagger in the hawks and ensure the win for the new orleans second line the second line of new orleans the team which iyah blewitt is on thats right he is the mvp because he played perfectly what did you expect this dude is the man he did so good you could not believe it every field goal attempt he had he made and every extra point after a touch down attempt he had he made what else do you want in a kicker he was perfect and perfect means greatness and greatness means value and value means most valuable player and most valuable player means mvp that is why iyah blewitt is the mvp if I do say so myself yes that is what I think and that is why I think it.
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THAT MAGIC MOMENT
whats so magical about winning the ultimus you say well I say that winning the ultimus in general is a very magical moment very magical indeed when the new orleans second line won that there ultimus not too long ago this team has come so far from the legion days and used to sucks so bad be we had a vision and a process and a plan and we accomplished that vision and process and plan by following our vision and process and plan down to the tee yes we did and that was what made it so magical was all of the hard work coming to fruition and we won the ultimus and everybody was happy and the memes oh boy the memes were the most magical of all what more could you ask for in life other than winning the ultimus and it being the new orleans second line who win the ultimus and nobody else and all of the memes that came with it was good stuff indeed yes yes good stuff indeed if I do believe so myself yes wow twenty more words I need good lord who decided to make these so long we should do what that baseball league does and make it 150 words that would be the real magic moment right there ya know what I am saying.
(226 words)
HATE THE PLAYER OR THE GAME
look i am just gonna say it okay i'm thinking it you're thinking it we're all thinking it okay we just gotta put it out there and address the elephant in the room okay it might be awkward and it might be uncomfortable but its gonna have to be said and its gonna feel so much better after its been said you know like throwing up when you are sick or ripping off the band aid sometimes you just gotta grin and bear it and know that it is for your own good and everything will be better afterwards okay like getting a shot like a vaccine it makes everything better okay so now don't get mad at me because I am just saying what we are all thinking and its gonna feel so much better after it has been said like a weight will be lifted off our shoulders and not just our shoulders but our hearts and our minds as well that is how bad it needs to be said I think it is safe to say that everybody in the league is thinking this but someone just has to come out and say it okay alright here it is the yeti should not have made the playoffs because they just got lucky and the wraiths were unlucky there I said it.
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