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Playoff Series MVP
Orange County Otters at New Orleans Second Line
It’s a passing league today, and it was never more apparent than in New Orleans’ high-flying defeat of Orange County. Despite boasting MVP candidate Darren Smallwood, the Second Line put the game in the hands of quarterback Borkus Maximus III and asked him to win them a football game. He would not disappoint.
Maximus put the ball in the air an impressive 43 times, for a healthy 344 yards, a solid 112.9 passer rating and a very impressive 4 touchdowns through the air. One of the strongest indicators of success in football is yard per attempt, and Maximus posted a very solid 8.0 against the Otters’ defense. Maximus paired his protection with responsible ball security, not throwing a single interception or losing a single fumble, and only letting two defenders even get a hand on his passes. Perhaps even more impressive, with the help of New Orleans’ unsung offensive line, Maximus was not sacked a single time all game.
Looking at Otters’ quarterback Mike Boss, it is obvious just how important Maximus’ play was for the Second Line’s victory. Maximus was great; Boss was mediocre. Maximus will be playing in the Ultimus. Boss will be golfing.
Playoff Review
NSFC Semifinals: Colorado Yeti at Baltimore Hawks
The greatly improved Yeti came rolling in to Baltimore, looking to make something of their first playoff showing in longer than they’d care to talk about. The Yeti certainly made a game of it and Ryan Applehort threw three touchdowns, by Avon Blocksdale threw four of his own on only 194 yards, and reminded the Yeti where they belong, in this nail-biter.
ASFC Semifinals: Orange County Otters at New Orleans Second Line
The Otters paddled into the big easy to take on last season’s runner ups. The Second Line didn’t miss a beat, as Borkus Maximus III put up one of the best QB performances in NSFL playoff history, throwing for 344 yards and four touchdowns, and not getting sacked once. Conversely, the Second Line defense brought Mike Boss to the turf six times as New Orleans showed just how determined they were to get another shot at the Ultimus.
Ultimus Finals: Baltimore Hawks at New Orleans Second Line
Finally, New Orleans gets a chance to redeem their season eight Ultimus failure. Could the meme teams get crushed in the Hawks Talons? Maximus would come through in the clutch again, with another signature performance and Fuego Wozy would sack Avon Blocksdale twice, including a safety as the Second Line came from behind to cap one of the best seasons in NSFL history with the ultimate prize.
Ultimus MVP
Who else could it be but the Swedish Chef himself, Borkus Maximus III? Borky went 27 for 38 for 372 yard and two touchdowns while throwing zero interceptions, for an impressive 119.6 rating against the Baltimore Hawks. With 5:48 to go in the game, he hit Dustin Evans with a ten yard touchdown pass that put New Orleans ahead two scores and cement the results of the game. His 9.8 yards per pass were nothing but stellar.
What does Bork Bork do at Disney Land? Well, he may be a bad motherfucker on the field, but Will H Harrison can tell you he’s a worse motherfucker in the can. Will and Borkus have an ongoing rivalry, as Borkus has been known to ruin Will’s afternoon dump by peeing on the seat. In a truly dastardly and devious move, Bokus invited Will to Disney Land with him, which, by all outward appearances, was simply a friendly gesture to reward a teammate. Little did Will know, while they were there, Borkus went into every single men’s room in the park and peed on all the toilet seats. A lot of people don’t realize, professional football players can be really freaking weird dudes. Borkus might be the weirdest of them all.
Playoff Results Graphic
Orange County Otters at New Orleans Second Line
It’s a passing league today, and it was never more apparent than in New Orleans’ high-flying defeat of Orange County. Despite boasting MVP candidate Darren Smallwood, the Second Line put the game in the hands of quarterback Borkus Maximus III and asked him to win them a football game. He would not disappoint.
Maximus put the ball in the air an impressive 43 times, for a healthy 344 yards, a solid 112.9 passer rating and a very impressive 4 touchdowns through the air. One of the strongest indicators of success in football is yard per attempt, and Maximus posted a very solid 8.0 against the Otters’ defense. Maximus paired his protection with responsible ball security, not throwing a single interception or losing a single fumble, and only letting two defenders even get a hand on his passes. Perhaps even more impressive, with the help of New Orleans’ unsung offensive line, Maximus was not sacked a single time all game.
Looking at Otters’ quarterback Mike Boss, it is obvious just how important Maximus’ play was for the Second Line’s victory. Maximus was great; Boss was mediocre. Maximus will be playing in the Ultimus. Boss will be golfing.
Playoff Review
NSFC Semifinals: Colorado Yeti at Baltimore Hawks
The greatly improved Yeti came rolling in to Baltimore, looking to make something of their first playoff showing in longer than they’d care to talk about. The Yeti certainly made a game of it and Ryan Applehort threw three touchdowns, by Avon Blocksdale threw four of his own on only 194 yards, and reminded the Yeti where they belong, in this nail-biter.
ASFC Semifinals: Orange County Otters at New Orleans Second Line
The Otters paddled into the big easy to take on last season’s runner ups. The Second Line didn’t miss a beat, as Borkus Maximus III put up one of the best QB performances in NSFL playoff history, throwing for 344 yards and four touchdowns, and not getting sacked once. Conversely, the Second Line defense brought Mike Boss to the turf six times as New Orleans showed just how determined they were to get another shot at the Ultimus.
Ultimus Finals: Baltimore Hawks at New Orleans Second Line
Finally, New Orleans gets a chance to redeem their season eight Ultimus failure. Could the meme teams get crushed in the Hawks Talons? Maximus would come through in the clutch again, with another signature performance and Fuego Wozy would sack Avon Blocksdale twice, including a safety as the Second Line came from behind to cap one of the best seasons in NSFL history with the ultimate prize.
Ultimus MVP
Who else could it be but the Swedish Chef himself, Borkus Maximus III? Borky went 27 for 38 for 372 yard and two touchdowns while throwing zero interceptions, for an impressive 119.6 rating against the Baltimore Hawks. With 5:48 to go in the game, he hit Dustin Evans with a ten yard touchdown pass that put New Orleans ahead two scores and cement the results of the game. His 9.8 yards per pass were nothing but stellar.
What does Bork Bork do at Disney Land? Well, he may be a bad motherfucker on the field, but Will H Harrison can tell you he’s a worse motherfucker in the can. Will and Borkus have an ongoing rivalry, as Borkus has been known to ruin Will’s afternoon dump by peeing on the seat. In a truly dastardly and devious move, Bokus invited Will to Disney Land with him, which, by all outward appearances, was simply a friendly gesture to reward a teammate. Little did Will know, while they were there, Borkus went into every single men’s room in the park and peed on all the toilet seats. A lot of people don’t realize, professional football players can be really freaking weird dudes. Borkus might be the weirdest of them all.
Playoff Results Graphic