(06-12-2017, 04:04 PM)ErMurazor Wrote:Some of you guys might be surprised by this, but Haroff Ernston is a crowd pleaser. While most times this means that he’s the guy who’s trying to do things in the locker room to keep spirts up by making jokes and bringing his smile, sometimes it sets him up to get played by the rest of the defense.
So one day he shows up to the locker room with a six back of those plastic kool-aid bottles, that you twist the top off. Keep in mind, these things are like 10 cents each, but as soon as Haroff sets that box down Dental Dam grabs a bottle and four other guys follow and grab one too. Haroff is really cooking, so he grabs the last one of these flimsy plastic bottles, and he’s pissed so he’s squeezing it pretty good. When he finally squeezes the cap off the thing blows up in his hand like a god dam grenade. So Haroff storms out of the locker room covered in his purple sugar water and we are rolling around and the floor laughing.
Fast forward a week and Dental Dam is ready to reopen Haroff’s kool-aid induced wounds. So he shows up with a giant red kool-aid man costume and sets up a cardboard brick wall between the locker room and the showers. Dental’s plan is to jump through this thing and scream “Oh yeah!” when Haroff comes in after a long day of practice. The day winds down and Dental books it to the lock room. I grab Jaylon Lee and fill him in on our own plan.
We chase Dental into the locker room. I get my cell phone ready and Jaylon sneaks in and gets down on all fours in front of the cardboard wall Dental setup, blocking the base of it. Everybody filters in and Haroff is making his way to the showers. Dental jumps through the cardboard wall in his big ass kool-aid man costume and screams “Oh, y---.shit!” as he trips on Jaylon. Haroff stands there in shock for a second or two before he joins the rest of the team dying as Dental is rolling around on the lock room floor trying to stand up in this big, red, inflatable kool aid man outfit. It was classic.
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I love this, I could actually see myself doing everything here in real life!
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