Danny Grithead has been playing football ever since he was in the womb. One of Grithead's greatest talents today is his fantastic memory. While Grithead was as dumb as a rock in the DSFL and, really, through his childhood, Grithead suddenly developed some serious Intelligence after switching to playing safety instead of running back. Maybe it was the decrease in contact from playing on defense. Whatever. Anyways, Grithead always ran inside the tackles in the womb and remembers vividly that he always had to secure the ball in his tiny, barely forming hands. In kindergarten, Grithead picked up a real football for the very first time during recess. When his classmates started to play a game of 2 hand touch, Grithead immediately went full gym class hero every time he got the ball and definitely did hit stick tackles and trucks against every single kid. Everyone saw Grithead as a huge jerk after that and that's probably why he has no friends to this day. At Last Chance U, Grithead also remembers seeing his teammate O.J. Simpson slip on some wide receiver gloves at practice that fit perfectly. Grithead thought it was pretty weird that Simpson would wear wide receiver gloves even though he was mostly a running threat and barely caught any passes out of the backfield. But Grithead didn't think much of it. Again, this was before Grithead switched to safety.
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