There is a little bit of a rivalry that goes on between the offensive line and the defensive line in the Wraiths' locker room. It started from the on field practice battles, but it has now extended to what looks to be the start of a prank war. It started during a practice when Mark Ramiro took Mat Akselson's clothes, soaked them in water and froze them. Akselson had to drive home in his sweaty jersey because he had no other clothes. We responded by putting shaving cream in Ramiro's helmet before practice. The next day, my shower flip flops had been glued to the floor by Tyler Varga and I completely wiped out and ate shit when I tried to walk in them. Since then, Jogn Floggity's cleat laces have been cut, a live garter snake has been put in Ramiro's bag, Trent Bender's smart car (seriously, what self respecting NSFL DT drives a smart car) was moved onto the practice field, and I got the itching powder in the jock treatment. That one wasn't fun. Today we made a fake Grindr account in Jason Spearheads' name and he now has a hot date with a drag queen waiting for him when he gets back home. I hope he has a good night.
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D'Brickashaw Ferguson | Guard #69 | Yellowknife Wraiths