Pranks.
Well let's see what haven't I done to this team. Let's just say I'm a prankster and like to keep the locker room on there toes. The best part is the best prank isn't even on my teammates it is with my teammates. See there is this team called the Otters AKA Beavers and they have been talking some mad smack thinking they are top dog in the league when really they are just some wood chewing rats. So being Outlaws we had to do something while smacking that ass in week 1 down in Orange County.
So the whole defense of the Outlaws all went down to San Diego's zoo and since Jayce Tuck and Isaiah Rashad are the lady's men of the team. The two of them sweet talked the two semi cute zoo keepers into letting us take 2 Beavers back to Orange County. So Step one was complete. Step two was getting into the Otters Locker room which was really easy because the big heffer security guard Yolanda was easily on our side after some powdered donuts and a six pack of Sutter home wine coolers.
Step three was now dressing these beaver/otters/rats into some Outlaws jerseys and placing them into the showers for the first players to come in. As we waited for the first few players to come in not noticing 5 200-300 lbs defensive players stuffed into 3 stalls, is probly why their QB can't find their WR in and open field. But the scream of a man as if he was a 6 year old school girl and jumping up and down running out of the locker room was priceless. Best part was it was Mike Boss Mr. Too Cool for School I mean I guess you have to be a lil feminine to be a QB.
All in all not only did we get the win in week one but we got a good team laugh at the beavers expence and some team bonding. As for Yolanda, I did see her comforting Mike Boss in his locker as he laid in the fetal position shaking.
@JBLAZE_THE_BOSS
@ErMurazor
@Destroyer
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Well let's see what haven't I done to this team. Let's just say I'm a prankster and like to keep the locker room on there toes. The best part is the best prank isn't even on my teammates it is with my teammates. See there is this team called the Otters AKA Beavers and they have been talking some mad smack thinking they are top dog in the league when really they are just some wood chewing rats. So being Outlaws we had to do something while smacking that ass in week 1 down in Orange County.
So the whole defense of the Outlaws all went down to San Diego's zoo and since Jayce Tuck and Isaiah Rashad are the lady's men of the team. The two of them sweet talked the two semi cute zoo keepers into letting us take 2 Beavers back to Orange County. So Step one was complete. Step two was getting into the Otters Locker room which was really easy because the big heffer security guard Yolanda was easily on our side after some powdered donuts and a six pack of Sutter home wine coolers.
Step three was now dressing these beaver/otters/rats into some Outlaws jerseys and placing them into the showers for the first players to come in. As we waited for the first few players to come in not noticing 5 200-300 lbs defensive players stuffed into 3 stalls, is probly why their QB can't find their WR in and open field. But the scream of a man as if he was a 6 year old school girl and jumping up and down running out of the locker room was priceless. Best part was it was Mike Boss Mr. Too Cool for School I mean I guess you have to be a lil feminine to be a QB.
All in all not only did we get the win in week one but we got a good team laugh at the beavers expence and some team bonding. As for Yolanda, I did see her comforting Mike Boss in his locker as he laid in the fetal position shaking.
@JBLAZE_THE_BOSS
@ErMurazor
@Destroyer
357 Words
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