Ultimus Week - S10

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Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)

Despite losing the big game, the MVP still went to the Quarterback of the Second line Borkus Maximus III. His big trip to disneyland was one of a more interesting spin. Being born from a long line of dog lovers, Borkus made a point to request special exceptions to have the park be opened one day to any/ all dogs for a massive meeting of the dog loving masses. The dogs were allowed on a few rides at the park, but most were low impact rides as to not stress or scare any dog par taking in the festivities. The main draw during the big day out? The Water park. The wave pool alone was a mass of splashes, and paddling paws as all the furry friends took turns doing laps and chasing all the extra balls added to the mayhem by the staff.

The clean up was something of a Yeti induced nightmare as the Disney Janitors had to deal with enough poop to supply the local farming by at least a month with free fertilizer, and many of the grounds were temporary closed for a few days so they could power wash the path ways for guests coming after. The water park? Well lets just say this was most likely a one time event as the smell of wet dog was present for a week after this 'special' occasion.

Unsung Hero:Who was the unsung hero of the playoffs, convince us. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)

Turk Turkleton

Biggest game of the year? Check.
Playing a position that many take for granted? Check.
Being responsible for more than 50% of your teams points and most likely not even getting mentioned on sports center the next morning? Check.

The total lack of respect kickers seem to get is criminal, even in these modern days. Turkleton was leaned on heavily by the Hawks and barely got a sniff from the MVP voters. Kicking home 5 Field goals which for those of you needing some quick mafs, equals 15 points of his teams 29 scored. Oh? He kicked two extra points as well, making his total contribution 17 points of 29 scored, aka...59% of the offense for the Hawks? Yeah, how he doesn't get the nod is beyond me. The focus and circle jerk for the Quartback is criminal and the leagues inability to reward and focus on their kickers who have to kick the ball perfectly, which most cases nature as well as how many defensive players rushing him at full speed trying to stop him in order to consistenly put up 'easy' points for his team? That's a tough business to run. I see you Turkleton, and your my Ultimas bowl MVP.


1) How does it feel to finally win the big game?
2) What are your plans for this draft this off season? WR? Offense? Defense?
3) How do you feel about repeating again next season?
4) What team is your biggest rival, is it NOLA? If not who else?
5) What sort of player are you planning for your recreate (if you are recreating)?

@iamslm22 Replied

1- it honestly feels amazing. We have been working so hard for many many many seasons. To win the big one and finally shed the dreaded choker label was awesome. we really built a super deep and strong team, and we get along great
2 - we definitely want to focus on defense. Our secondary especially is getting weaker so going through the draft we're gonna try to pick up another corner or safety prospect. Aside from actual positional needs - we just want guys who we think we can trust and would fit in into our locker room
3- I think we're the team with the biggest and best chance of winning the title for sure, our offense is going to be top notch, and our defense will also be great. Adding ryan Applehort, a top level young QB our team is going to be great.
4- next year our top competitor is certainly NOLA they are an awesome team and their defense is still great . They're going to be good again, but I'm confident we'll pull it out again
5- I actually just recreated this past week, going with a linebacker. I'm excited to play on the defensive side of the hall after playing all 9 seasons offensively