The scariest night of the year is playing Baltimore on the road after Asipi got taunted about 75% of his ring legitimacy (or if you got a lucky win at home and gloated about it hard. Really, tell me you aren’t hoping to see a blood bath next time Philly plays in BAL), or maybe it’s going on a midnight stroll along the Grand Canyon with Ricky Maddox after he found out you support another NSFL team and you’re carrying his child. I guess this is supposed to be about Halloween, though. Fitzpatrick has spent a few seasons in Arizona now, and has finally been accepted as “good enough” in the community to make public appearances without being derided. This year, he appeared at Phoenix with some plastic footballs. You know those plastic easter eggs that split open and are usually stuffed with candy? Well, imagine them being football-sized. He got a bunch of those made and filled them with all kinds of goodies. There was candy, of course, but also one autographed Kevin Fitzpatrick card in each one. Some of them even contained a ticket to an upcoming home game, mainly against San Jose, because those tickets just aren’t selling.
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