Ah Kif it has been a long time since have traveled down this road good friend. I can’t remember how long has it been… Only a year that is a lie. Well I remember last Halloween these houses gave out full size candy bars my good boy. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays and always has since I was an innocent child wearing mothers’ clothes. No one ever made fun of me on Halloween I was able to dress up as anyone and anything I liked. As I have grown older, I still enjoy the candy and dressing up, but my favorite part of Halloween is seeing all the children dressed up as myself, the most decorated Captain in the universe. Usually, whenever I do see a child dressed up like me, I like to go over and introduce myself and give them some candy. None of the full-size candy bars, those are mine. There have been many times the police have been called because I am an adult man trick or treating and handing out suspicious candy, I like to think that I am giving back to the youth and the world. It is hard being as popular and devilishly handsome.
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