(06-12-2017, 04:04 PM)ErMurazor Wrote:Some of you guys might be surprised by this, but Haroff Ernston is a crowd pleaser. While most times this means that he’s the guy who’s trying to do things in the locker room to keep spirts up by making jokes and bringing his smile, sometimes it sets him up to get played by the rest of the defense.
So one day he shows up to the locker room with a six back of those plastic kool-aid bottles, that you twist the top off. Keep in mind, these things are like 10 cents each, but as soon as Haroff sets that box down Dental Dam grabs a bottle and four other guys follow and grab one too. Haroff is really cooking, so he grabs the last one of these flimsy plastic bottles, and he’s pissed so he’s squeezing it pretty good. When he finally squeezes the cap off the thing blows up in his hand like a god dam grenade. So Haroff storms out of the locker room covered in his purple sugar water and we are rolling around and the floor laughing.
Fast forward a week and Dental Dam is ready to reopen Haroff’s kool-aid induced wounds. So he shows up with a giant red kool-aid man costume and sets up a cardboard brick wall between the locker room and the showers. Dental’s plan is to jump through this thing and scream “Oh yeah!” when Haroff comes in after a long day of practice. The day winds down and Dental books it to the lock room. I grab Jaylon Lee and fill him in on our own plan.
We chase Dental into the locker room. I get my cell phone ready and Jaylon sneaks in and gets down on all fours in front of the cardboard wall Dental setup, blocking the base of it. Everybody filters in and Haroff is making his way to the showers. Dental jumps through the cardboard wall in his big ass kool-aid man costume and screams “Oh, y---.shit!” as he trips on Jaylon. Haroff stands there in shock for a second or two before he joins the rest of the team dying as Dental is rolling around on the lock room floor trying to stand up in this big, red, inflatable kool aid man outfit. It was classic.
Ha, ha, ha. Jayce really thought he'd get away scott-free for trying to prank me, but as hopeful leader of the Defense I REFUSE to go down without a fight. About a month or two ago, Jayce actually went into the wilderness to do some Survivorman-like training or whatever. All I remember was that I almost had to talk to the press about why he was missing. Anyways, he came back and actually put on some weight but it was all muscle. This however would not keep me and the rest of the team from nicknaming him Tarzan. Even the coaches did it sometimes; "Hey Tarzan, get into your 3 point stance, we are going to try you at 1-Tec today!" - the DT coach shouted across the field so everyone walking on could here. We'd laugh a bit but Tuck would always come back with, "Wanna Oklahoma?" and everyone would shut-up. No one, hell not even Dental Dam or Jayon Lee want to Oklahoma vs Tuck. It's not even because of his pure strength, it's just his combination of speed to power will leave you aching for 3 good hours. I'm so happy I don't have to play against that guy,... anyways... my revenge.
So, one day we are doing a 11 on 11 and I'm doing alright. I'm moving well, doing my assignments, reacting well to the snap, etc. On one snap though I begin to hear a little conversation between Jayce Tuck and Dental Dam, "and then he jumped over him, and blocked... but after a little more swinging the dark lord used the force :starwars: ". I was thoroughly confused but was patiently waiting for the snap. Then I hear Draxel "READDDDDDDDDDDDYYYY-UGHH, dude What the f---". In a instant Draxel is on the ground with Jayce Tuck ON TOP OF HIM! Coach/GM ADwyer87 is out on the field screaming "Encroachment #91, what the hell Tuck..". "Sorry coach just got a little distracted... I thought he snapped it."
Coach ADwyer87: " *underbreath* Man this O-line trash, I best use the rest of our waiver picks on linemen..."
You would think that would be the end of it, but no Dental distracts Jayce with conversation again and the penalty happens again, then a 3rd time. Coach is so mad that he dismisses the 11 on 11 and just tells us to go do our position drill with the position coaches. Everyone is annoyed, especially with Jayce and later Dental, but I am over the moon. I know how to get back at JAYCE TUCK!
"Coach, tomorrow is friday... and I was hoping we could have a special event. I want to have a Oklahoma.."- Harrif Ernston
"Sure, that's great you don't do that too often, who against?" - ADwyer87
"Jayce Tuck" - Harrif Ernston
"You have a death-wish boy, I mean you sure? - ADwyer87
"I'm pretty confident I'll win, hell if I win they you have to change my position in the base formation." - Harrif Ernston
"To?" - ADwyer87
"You already know what I want." - Harrif Ernston B)
"You need to win first... but I'll love to watch this show down, approved. <_< " - ADwyer87
Well, now that I have permission how can I get him to agree. Jayce Tuck really doesn't agree to Oklahoma's often...
Now, to pull off this trick I am going to need some help, so I get Mackworthy, Jaylon Lee, Blaster Blade, and Lincoln Jefferson to help me. I am going to take down overconfident Tuck, and it's going to be hilarious....
NEXT DAY NEAR THE MIDDLE OF PRACTICE
We are doing our 17 rep in the 11 on 11, and Jayce Tuck beautifully strings together a bull rush into swim move and finally spin but he gets counter just as impressively by Alex Thomas allowing Draxel to throw a perfect pass to Lincoln Jefferson. Welp, here goes nothing...
"HEY TARZAN, WTF are you doing bruh?" - Harrif Ernston
"You look more like the Jungle book lazying around not even getting penetration on that line after four second full seconds! How the hell do you expect us to contend this year if you don't play well?" - Harrif Ernston
"Dude, whatever stay in your lane and get ready for the next snap." - Jayce Tuck
(Half the team know what I am going to do, half of them don't)
"Hell, I could rush better..." - Harrif Ernston
"You could what... boy if you don't shut-- Wanna Okla-?" -Jayce Tuck
"Oklahoma? I thought you'd never ask." -Harrif Ernston
*Loud Chatter from the team*
"I just got pick up, but I never thought I'd see a dead body so soon..." - Tim Pest
I'm already in a three-point stance while Jayce Tuck is staring at me wide eyed.
"Dude, we really don't have to do this." - Jayce Tuck
"Get your hand on the ground my feral friend." -Harrif Ernston
"If this is about my prank, I thought we were cool but I'm sorry dude." -Jayce Tuck
"You know Tuck is gonna be your new nickname, 'cause when I truck you and you fall alseep it'll be like I'm tucking you in GOOD NIGHT!" -Harrif Ernston
*The Team* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"You're done" - Jayce Tuck
I swear his eyes turned red for a second... I almost crapped my pants.
"Listen up boys I want a good clean Oklahoma, no extra stuff, just domination. - ADwyer87
"Oh I'm dominate alright, I'ma knock this kid down so har--" - Jayce Tuck
At this point I really hope my teammates haven't forgotten the rest of the plan
"Alright, gather around. I'll give the count... I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE READY OR NOT Three... Two...On-" -ADwyer87
"Wait, wait, hold it. Bruh, where are your keys?" - Lincoln Jefferson
"My keys, why dude?" - Harrif Ernston
"I need this on tape bruh, I left my camcorder in ya car." - Lincoln Jefferson
"Who even uses a camcor-- Can we hurry this UP?!" - Jayce Tuck
I give Lincoln Jefferson my keys while he run to my car. Meanwhile, our fastest boy on the team ,Mackworthy, is sneaking towards Jayce's legs.
"Dude, whatcha doi--hmmmph..." - Joseph Tkachuk
*Stormblessed covering Joseph Tkachuk mouth* "Shhh, this is gonna be good." -Stormblessed
Jayce keeps his eyes straight on me.
Jefferson makes it back.
"Alright then. Three.... Two.... O--" -ADwyer87
"Brethren, gather 'round. Let us say a quick prayer for brother Ernston" - Jaylon Lee
"Yes, Paster." - Brady Stropko
" Are you kidding me?!" - Jayce Lee
"May his bones be protected, from the clutches of Satan in the afterlife." - Jaylon Lee
"Yes." -Brady Stropko
"May he be able to call out plays from HEAVEN!" - Jaylon Lee
"BY THE HOLY GHOST." - Brady Stropko
"LET HIM GET PICKS OF JUSTICE AND ANGELS!" - Jaylon Lee
"AMEN AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! PREACH PASTER PREACH!!!!" - Brady Stropko
10 minutes pass and the congregation seems to be winding down....
"Will this ever end?" - Jayce Lee
"I think they are almost done bud." - Arbin Asipi
By this time Mackworthy is tying the laces of Jayce together, but he needs more time...
Once the prayer finish.......
"Alright,... Three ...Two.... On-" - ADwyer87
"Hey Jayce, I need to tell you something." - Blaster Blade
"Jesus Christ of Nazareth, what is it?!?!" - Jayce Lee
"Good luck!" - Blaster Blade
"*dryly* Thank you..." -Jayce Lee
MACKWORTHY FINISHED HIS KNOT FINNALLY!!!!
"Alright, is there ANYONE ELSE?! " - ADwyer87
"Hey isn't that a move quo--?" - Draxel
" THREE TWO ONE GO!" - ADwyer87
We both fire off like Saturn V rockets, Jayce Lee looks even bigger than he usually does. He's just ginormous. This bulking 306 pound figure is looking like he'll swallow me up before him crashes me down into the ground, but that is if this was a regular Oklahoma drill...
Half a second later Jayce Lee loses his balance and he is falling... now is my chance. I ram into him with all my might!
WTF
Even with my secret advantage I still can not move the guy, I would really hate to have to go against him on gameday. Jayce looks like he is regaining some composer and might even push me down despite my advantage, but I am a quick thinker. ( I gotta be I am a coverage Linebacker.) I quickly push him to the side with all of my might, leaning him off balance once more and rushing passed him.
Team: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"How th.... AND YOU HAVE SEEN IT FOR YOURSELF FOLKS. HE may only be 225lbs but Harrif Ernston has GROUNDED Jayce Lee in the Oklahoma. - ADwyer87
"Wha- , nah , nah! AGAIN" - Jayce says as he quickly gets into position not noticing his laces are together.
(To myself) "This guys really didn't see it..." - Harrif Ernston...
"All right." - Harrif Ernston (That's me BTW)
We go again and I push him to the side again, and again, and again. After the 4th go Jayce is on his side laying dumbfounded, while the whole team, even the coaches are cracking up (they all have noticed by now).
"I just don't get it, Harrif of all people. Yeah, he's sneaky strong but but... against myself?" - Jayce
"Jayce, BRO! They tied your shoes together!" - Ryan Flock
"Huh, what, HOW?" - Jayce
"Dude, it was when they were having all of those "accidental inturruptions", they got Mackworthy to sneak behind you and do it" - Mayran Jackson
"Damn, ya'll really got me" - Jayce
"Serves you right for those Encroachments yesterday!" - Jason Williams
"Yeah, that's how I came up with the prank, by observing you. -Harrif Ernston
"Wow, I never thought you were capable of coming up with something so diabolically convoluted. " -Jayce Lee
"Ha ha, sorry for all the mean things I said. No hard feelings? *I let out my hand to help him up*" -Harrif Ernston
"No hard feeling. *He gets up but puts pressure on my hand*" -Jayce Lee
"Hey, let me make it up to you, I have a six pack of kool-aid in my locker, come on dude." - Harrif Ernston
"Sure" - Jayce Lee
I starting walking away and he begins to follow...
"OHPH"
HIS LACES WERE STILL TIED TOGETHER!
"HAHA, GOT YOU AGAIN BRO!" - Harrif Ernston *I begin to run back to the locker room"
"Harrif! When I get my hands on you you're dead! Do you hear me?! DEAD!" - Jayce Lee
Fin.
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