[div align=\\\"center\\\"]Newcomer Tim Pest gets Prank'd[/div]
Ahhhh, rookie hazing. It is a sports tradition that is without a doubt one of the most cherished among fans. But how can you haze rookies when you are all rookies? Easy, pick the newest new guy, the most rookie-est player, you might say.
Unfortunately for a certain offensive line member named Tim Pest, that means him. He was picked up off waivers and promptly played the rest of the teams' games, being spectacular so far. Despite playing in one less game, Pest is already tied for the 7th most pancakes in the league. But this isn't an article for praise, its an article for pranks! so lets get to it.
Manager Bogdan Podarok sent out a huge mass message to everyone. "Morning practice at 7 sharp! anyone comes late is doing laps around the damn Sonoran desert."
Tim Pest wandered into the practice facility dreary the next day, having to get up earlier than usual. When he walked into the locker room, however, he was greeted by the weirdest thing: nobody. What the heck? he saw everyone's cars out front, where are they. All of a sudden, the door behind him slammed shut and was locked! Pest jumped, and tried to see what was causing this. When he looked, he saw a small, black and white striped animal. a skunk!!!
Anyway, lets just say that everyone had a good laugh, the team staff needed to invest in a lot of air freshener, and, well, no one really sat next to Tim Pest that day
Ahhhh, rookie hazing. It is a sports tradition that is without a doubt one of the most cherished among fans. But how can you haze rookies when you are all rookies? Easy, pick the newest new guy, the most rookie-est player, you might say.
Unfortunately for a certain offensive line member named Tim Pest, that means him. He was picked up off waivers and promptly played the rest of the teams' games, being spectacular so far. Despite playing in one less game, Pest is already tied for the 7th most pancakes in the league. But this isn't an article for praise, its an article for pranks! so lets get to it.
Manager Bogdan Podarok sent out a huge mass message to everyone. "Morning practice at 7 sharp! anyone comes late is doing laps around the damn Sonoran desert."
Tim Pest wandered into the practice facility dreary the next day, having to get up earlier than usual. When he walked into the locker room, however, he was greeted by the weirdest thing: nobody. What the heck? he saw everyone's cars out front, where are they. All of a sudden, the door behind him slammed shut and was locked! Pest jumped, and tried to see what was causing this. When he looked, he saw a small, black and white striped animal. a skunk!!!
Anyway, lets just say that everyone had a good laugh, the team staff needed to invest in a lot of air freshener, and, well, no one really sat next to Tim Pest that day
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