Alright so listen here everyone, you guys all think New Orleans Second Line have given up and have an ultimus hangover. Boy are you guys all so wrong. Not only did we get rid of easily our worst player on the entire team, Blackford Oakes, but we also didn't retain AdamS in the draft. We're straight up draining the swamp here. Soon I even expect that scrub Borkus Maximus to get traded away because who in their right mind wants a dog for a quarterback. Half of the team that was in their prime in the dynasty era is retiring, making our team one of the most youthful teams out there. Move over grandpa, we don't have any AARP, so get out of here. Oh, and also, Fyodorovich is literally so good that the league is making him play only one position. What does that tell you about talent. It doesn't matter that we have a tight end who is literally riding his scooter to practices because he's 13 years past his prime, he's still a gosh darn beast out there. Keep those heads up boys, and dont listen to the fake news out there telling us that we arent as good as we were once before.
/s , if that needs to be said...
/s , if that needs to be said...