01-03-2019, 10:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-03-2019, 10:56 AM by 37thchamber.)
"Mi nuh sure why any quarterback throws near me," Lennox says, with an expression of pure bewilderment. "Cah dem mussi know seh wen I man a see it fly tru di air inna mi eye line, mi ah guh ketch it, seen?"
At the halfway point of the season, the Philadelphia Liberty defensive back sits among the league leaders in any reasonable measure of pass defense. Be that pass deflections or interceptions -- the league does not track targets or yards allowed, though it is hard to believe the eldest Garnett sibling would not rank highly there too -- Lennox ranks highly.
On his team's less than stellar record this season so far, Lennox is positively cavalier. "A nuh nutten'", he shrugs. "A plenty game deh fi win still iyah. An' we still fi inna playoff position, so mi a concern fi what? Mi nuh fear nuh duppy [the Wraiths] ar bigfoot [the Yeti], an' mi still fi waan bruk up di bumboclaat hawks dem." His tone changes noticeably at this point. "Mi did chat to Antoine bout dem inna Baltimore, an' mi did tell 'im seh if I man a get chance fi stop dem, mi aguh stop dem. An' now mi fi feel seh it personal cah we did get inna one izzim-skizzim becah mi nuh like dem and mi did tel 'im seh mi a Jamaican an' mi nuh nice, seen?"
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At the halfway point of the season, the Philadelphia Liberty defensive back sits among the league leaders in any reasonable measure of pass defense. Be that pass deflections or interceptions -- the league does not track targets or yards allowed, though it is hard to believe the eldest Garnett sibling would not rank highly there too -- Lennox ranks highly.
On his team's less than stellar record this season so far, Lennox is positively cavalier. "A nuh nutten'", he shrugs. "A plenty game deh fi win still iyah. An' we still fi inna playoff position, so mi a concern fi what? Mi nuh fear nuh duppy [the Wraiths] ar bigfoot [the Yeti], an' mi still fi waan bruk up di bumboclaat hawks dem." His tone changes noticeably at this point. "Mi did chat to Antoine bout dem inna Baltimore, an' mi did tell 'im seh if I man a get chance fi stop dem, mi aguh stop dem. An' now mi fi feel seh it personal cah we did get inna one izzim-skizzim becah mi nuh like dem and mi did tel 'im seh mi a Jamaican an' mi nuh nice, seen?"
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