The Easter Island Stallions.
Now I know what you are thinking: how could an island with 5,000 residents that is 4,000 miles away from mainland United States support an NSFL team? The simple answer is it couldn’t; but would you rather buy a yacht or private jet to go to the underwater proposal? And if people travel to Yellowknife, Canada, where there’s probably more moose than people, than I’m sure it won’t be an issue.
For the team name: horses actually outnumber people on Easter Island. In fact, it will be a requirement that players arrive to the game by horseback. The logo will be a horse’s head facing front. The jersey colors will be maroon and gray.
The stadium is planned to be built with the statues surrounding the field. This will force tourists to visit the stadium and watch games whether they like it or not.
Also, how intimidating would it be for opponents to have 50 statues watching there every move? I mean, what’s a hawk to a conspiracy theory?
If you’re a player, you won’t have to worry about housing. Our plan includes building an artificial island right next to Easter Island. State of the art housing along with a training facility will be provided. We’ll also gift you a horse! (non-negotiable).
Now I know what you are thinking: how could an island with 5,000 residents that is 4,000 miles away from mainland United States support an NSFL team? The simple answer is it couldn’t; but would you rather buy a yacht or private jet to go to the underwater proposal? And if people travel to Yellowknife, Canada, where there’s probably more moose than people, than I’m sure it won’t be an issue.
For the team name: horses actually outnumber people on Easter Island. In fact, it will be a requirement that players arrive to the game by horseback. The logo will be a horse’s head facing front. The jersey colors will be maroon and gray.
The stadium is planned to be built with the statues surrounding the field. This will force tourists to visit the stadium and watch games whether they like it or not.
Also, how intimidating would it be for opponents to have 50 statues watching there every move? I mean, what’s a hawk to a conspiracy theory?
If you’re a player, you won’t have to worry about housing. Our plan includes building an artificial island right next to Easter Island. State of the art housing along with a training facility will be provided. We’ll also gift you a horse! (non-negotiable).