S16 will see the introduction of the newest NSFL expansion team, the Boston Continentals! Putting a team in Titletown and one of the largest media markets in the U.S. is long overdue, and the New England market has thus far been untapped by either the NSFL or DSFL. The team honors the rich legacy of the city of Boston as a hub of revolutionary activity and where the Continental Army first saw action in the American Revolution. The mascot will be a repurposed Pat Patriot, abandoned by the city’s other football team, which will be renamed Connor Continental. The stadium will seat 70,000 people and actually be located in Concord, but still named for Boston.
Team owner Robert Kraft, best known for his stewardship of the New England Revolution, predicted that the Continentals would win more Ultimus championships than the Otters. “Every season will be a happy ending for the Continentals,” he boasted, clearly referring to the team’s incoming postseason success. Boston media has already embraced the team, with noted Bostonian radio hosts Felger & Mazz calling the Continentals “absolute trash”, “doomed to failure”, and “the worst thing to grace the city of Boston since Kyle Van Noy.” The parade route for the next Ultimus trophy has already been published, and tickets for viewing spots are on sale now.
Team owner Robert Kraft, best known for his stewardship of the New England Revolution, predicted that the Continentals would win more Ultimus championships than the Otters. “Every season will be a happy ending for the Continentals,” he boasted, clearly referring to the team’s incoming postseason success. Boston media has already embraced the team, with noted Bostonian radio hosts Felger & Mazz calling the Continentals “absolute trash”, “doomed to failure”, and “the worst thing to grace the city of Boston since Kyle Van Noy.” The parade route for the next Ultimus trophy has already been published, and tickets for viewing spots are on sale now.
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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