Yeah it might be the beginning of Chase Jensen's career, but he also wants to think about life after football. That is why he isn't doing anything super elaborate with the money. You might be thinking "ahh so Jensen is going to invest the money or put it in the bank?" Well, you would absolutely be WRONG if you said that. Jensen doesn't trust the banks or the stock market. Who knows when that shit is going to crash and you lose everything. Wanna know what's not going to crash? Jensen's mattress and freezer. Hell yeah, you know it boy. Chase Jensen is stuffing his cash money into his mattress and for safe keeping gotta split it up so some of the money is going to be frozen. That way, Jensen always has quick access to cash when needed without the financial risk associated with the volatile American economic system. Oh yeah and for Mother's Day he is going to be buying his mom a nice card and a cake. She loves cake. Some might say she loves cake too much. Anyway so that is what Jensen is going to be doing with his brand new contract money. The Austin Copperheads offered him a financial adviser which he promptly and emphatically declined.
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