Wow I just read every reply in this thread about Point Task number 1 of Season 15 of the National Simulation Football League subtitle Signing Bonus and there was not one single reply in this thread that showcased a proper use of that kind of funding because really there's only one thing to do when you receive a signing bonus from your contract that you signed in exchange for your labor and services with a National Simulation Football League team and that is to put it into your Mass Retirement Investigation Fund or MRIF for short which is firm spelled backwards which is what I get when I think about all this fresh money allowing me to more effectively continue investigating the mystery surrounding the Las Vegas mass retirement that was led by that dastardly Keygan who forced bamboozled cajoled blackmailed and coerced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING~ members of the league into retiring against their will which to be honest was pretty sickening and is a black mark on our league's history so I am incredibly disappointed in all these so called league members spending their money on anything other than bringing those responsible for the mass retirement to justice by which of course I mean painful and agonizing execution.
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