Dorfus Jimbo right now is seeing more money than he has ever had in his entire life, and he has no clue what to do with it. He is hesitant to buy equipment, as he is pretty sure he'll get arrested for drugs if he does, considering how expensive the equipment is. Jimbo has been buying a whole lot of Banjos, knowing full well that he will never see them ever again, as he only uses his one, who he named "Borfus".
Dorfus has been thinking of buying a ghost writer, to write two hundred word articles about various things. Dorfus has decided that he is too lazy to write these articles, and he usually procrastinates way too late and almost misses the deadline, but for some reason whenever he writes these articles he feels himself getting faster. He thinks that the extra speed he is feeling is due to the supposed drugs that is coming with the very expensive that he is buying at an absurd price.
Dorfus has also fulfilled a dream of his, and has bought two houses, next to each other, and has dug out the underneath and combined the two houses. He is doing this so that he can fool people by inviting them in the house, going underneath into the next house, then calling them and telling them they went into the wrong house.
Dorfus has been thinking of buying a ghost writer, to write two hundred word articles about various things. Dorfus has decided that he is too lazy to write these articles, and he usually procrastinates way too late and almost misses the deadline, but for some reason whenever he writes these articles he feels himself getting faster. He thinks that the extra speed he is feeling is due to the supposed drugs that is coming with the very expensive that he is buying at an absurd price.
Dorfus has also fulfilled a dream of his, and has bought two houses, next to each other, and has dug out the underneath and combined the two houses. He is doing this so that he can fool people by inviting them in the house, going underneath into the next house, then calling them and telling them they went into the wrong house.