Written: Must include 200 words about a player in the draft
Bojo Kicksit, long lost cousin of Bojo Biscuit, enters the draft full of beans and ready to boot some balls into the home run goals. Bojo has been known to score a triple double while rounding the bases, and has hit at least 3 hat tricks in the past few seasons in high school.
One of the more impressive features of his physique is the fact that he commonly gets referred to as Chun-Li with his shockingly large thighs and frequent wearing of panties. Whenever Bojo gets an assist the crowd yells "PERFECT".
Born out of the dirty south in Cola SC, home of the actual fireflies and the Tebow Fireflies, Bojo would practice kicking things at people on a daily basis living in the homeless part between Huger and Blossom street. Some scouts took notice and put some eggs in front of him to boot through the uprights. The shells broke immediately, but they knew he had talent.
Some say to this day you can hear Bojo kicking in the late hours of the night. And if you leave cookies out your window, not only will he win the triple crown the next day, he'll steal your cookies and whatever extra toilet paper you have available. Please don't call the cops.
Bojo Kicksit, long lost cousin of Bojo Biscuit, enters the draft full of beans and ready to boot some balls into the home run goals. Bojo has been known to score a triple double while rounding the bases, and has hit at least 3 hat tricks in the past few seasons in high school.
One of the more impressive features of his physique is the fact that he commonly gets referred to as Chun-Li with his shockingly large thighs and frequent wearing of panties. Whenever Bojo gets an assist the crowd yells "PERFECT".
Born out of the dirty south in Cola SC, home of the actual fireflies and the Tebow Fireflies, Bojo would practice kicking things at people on a daily basis living in the homeless part between Huger and Blossom street. Some scouts took notice and put some eggs in front of him to boot through the uprights. The shells broke immediately, but they knew he had talent.
Some say to this day you can hear Bojo kicking in the late hours of the night. And if you leave cookies out your window, not only will he win the triple crown the next day, he'll steal your cookies and whatever extra toilet paper you have available. Please don't call the cops.