If I had to switch roles with anyone, I think I'd switch with Apollo Reed, our running back. Reed is a soft spoken guy, much like I am, and I believe the biggest difference would be seen on the field. I think it would be really funny to walk up there behind the line of scrimmage as a three hundred pound running back, towering over Gus Showbiz and looking as big as the offensive lineman. I would be huge in the ground game, pounding in touchdowns from 1 yard out and bowling over the defense while being too slow to have a big run. It'd be a sight to see.
On the flip side, I couldn't imagine seeing Reed on the defensive line. I'm laughing just thinking about it. Compared to the hogs up front, the dude is tiny. He would get knocked down more than a few times. But at the same time, he would be the fastest guy out there. I believe he'd get around the line and get to the quarterback occasionally, although I'm worried about his ability to wrap up and tackle. I don't think he'd enjoy that too much. I know that this position switch would be illogical and detrimental to the team, but if it happened for a couple of plays that would bring a smile to my face. All for the memes.
On the flip side, I couldn't imagine seeing Reed on the defensive line. I'm laughing just thinking about it. Compared to the hogs up front, the dude is tiny. He would get knocked down more than a few times. But at the same time, he would be the fastest guy out there. I believe he'd get around the line and get to the quarterback occasionally, although I'm worried about his ability to wrap up and tackle. I don't think he'd enjoy that too much. I know that this position switch would be illogical and detrimental to the team, but if it happened for a couple of plays that would bring a smile to my face. All for the memes.