If I was on a team, I would want to switch places with a cornerback. Studying as a corner would help me as a wide receiver, since I could use my knowledge to guess what the corner will do. Also, corners get to talk trash more than anyone in football. Have you seen Sherman and Ramsey? They can say that everyone is trash, and that they are good, with barely any one caring. Most will agree with them or just say they are good, so they are allowed to trash talk. I am good. Why can't I trash talk? I wish I was corner so that I could trash talk the crap out of the entire league. Actually, I'll just do that anyways. I would also wanna be a running back. I have immense respect for running backs. They take so much punishment and never complain, unlike quarterbacks who just whine whenever things go wrong. Running backs also get the ball more than receivers. I like the ball. I want the ball. If I average 20 targets a game I guarantee that your team will win a championship. That's how good I am. And if I was an RB, 30 carries per game equals a championship. Easy.
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