Next year: If your team has been eliminated, why will the next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
The Colorado Yeti were the second worst team in the national simulation football league. The only reason they were the worst is because they had one win… against the worst team, the Austin Copperheads. Both teams look to bounce back in S17. The Yeti had a lot of issues, mostly because they couldn’t get their green quarterback Wolfie McDummy started. However, with a proper offseason and some more training he could make the step to the next level. He has weapons all over the field so the issue is purely with McDummy and not the rest of the squad. Wolfie McDummy will train with his counterparts and they will get better because of it. The addition of Lazlo 42 will also benefit McDummy who did not have him out on the field last year. With their offense solidified and their defense already doing well they should be in a good spot for playoffs next year. I know the defense looked terrible this year but they were exhausted having to pick up the slack after all the three and out attempts by the offense. The Yeti will add to their core group with some draft picks and make their playoff push and show why Colorado is a good free agent destination.
Our Time: Why should your team be looked at the favorite to win the Ultimus or Ultimini this season.
The Arizona Outlaws have come so far under the rulings of Swagsloth. Not only should he be proud of his accomplishments as GM / Quarterback but his players should also praise him for the wonderful turnaround he has performed. The Outlaws were in a really tight spot after Kevin Fitzpatrick decided to retire in the prime of his career. He really put the team as a whole in a bind. I would imagine that many of the players that were around during his time there and that are still there are sending him pictures of their new trophy. The reason that the team is the favorite going into the ultimus is they have a strong bond that cannot be broken. They dont have home field advantage in the playoffs but can pull it off anyways. They have a great core team with Andrew Reese under center. Winning 7 games and losing 6 all they needed to do was focus on the next 3 games. They did just that and outscored their opponents 106-54. Slim Shady is also an amazing player, very fast. He helped set up the pass game. With teams having to protect against his explosive running, defenses were unable to cover the deep threat allowing Brock Landers to get it done.
Enemies: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
It is true not everyone loves each other. There are a bunch of rivalries in this league and some players wont play for the same team knowing the other will be there. Some get into that player’s conference just to play against them more hoping to hinder productivity. I for one dislike Kazimir Oles. It seems like the guy is ageless. He is great in every aspect of his game. He is someone to look up too. The reason I dont like him is that no matter how hard I try, I dont think I will ever be as good as he is. The way he catches and jukes just cannot be replicated. He is a monster of a player. I am supposed to be in the height of my career and I just cant even think to be on his level. I think there is a level of player that gets into the hall of fame based on their accomplishments. This guy will get in on skill alone. When you think of the best wide receivers I think Kazimir should be in consideration. Maybe someday i’ll figure out the juice he is drinking that gives him that extra little something, but in the meantime, I’ll continue to drink my leaf cola.
Rivalries: Write about another team and why they are overrated and why you want them to lose.
There are many teams that are overrated and get hype that they dont deserve. The Chicago Butchers come to mind. They overpaid to get a bunch of talent right away. When this came to light their GM asked for cap increases constantly under they were able to get it from the head office. Now there will be a $5 million cap increase for each team to make their moves. Chicago is one of the expansion teams making its debut this last season and they did a very good job. But their talent doesnt match their record. I think we will see a regression this next season. Whoever the quarterback is there has always been in the shadows of Havran and Bigsby. She will likely be there for the foreseeable future. Torenson is a great player but saw even more than he thought of the carries in Chicago. That trend likely wont continue either. The Chicago defense was not good this year. This is likely the last time for a few seasons at least that we will see them at the top of the standings. They will get better in the future but I believe they went for the championship their first year and lost the bet. Only time will tell.
The Colorado Yeti were the second worst team in the national simulation football league. The only reason they were the worst is because they had one win… against the worst team, the Austin Copperheads. Both teams look to bounce back in S17. The Yeti had a lot of issues, mostly because they couldn’t get their green quarterback Wolfie McDummy started. However, with a proper offseason and some more training he could make the step to the next level. He has weapons all over the field so the issue is purely with McDummy and not the rest of the squad. Wolfie McDummy will train with his counterparts and they will get better because of it. The addition of Lazlo 42 will also benefit McDummy who did not have him out on the field last year. With their offense solidified and their defense already doing well they should be in a good spot for playoffs next year. I know the defense looked terrible this year but they were exhausted having to pick up the slack after all the three and out attempts by the offense. The Yeti will add to their core group with some draft picks and make their playoff push and show why Colorado is a good free agent destination.
Our Time: Why should your team be looked at the favorite to win the Ultimus or Ultimini this season.
The Arizona Outlaws have come so far under the rulings of Swagsloth. Not only should he be proud of his accomplishments as GM / Quarterback but his players should also praise him for the wonderful turnaround he has performed. The Outlaws were in a really tight spot after Kevin Fitzpatrick decided to retire in the prime of his career. He really put the team as a whole in a bind. I would imagine that many of the players that were around during his time there and that are still there are sending him pictures of their new trophy. The reason that the team is the favorite going into the ultimus is they have a strong bond that cannot be broken. They dont have home field advantage in the playoffs but can pull it off anyways. They have a great core team with Andrew Reese under center. Winning 7 games and losing 6 all they needed to do was focus on the next 3 games. They did just that and outscored their opponents 106-54. Slim Shady is also an amazing player, very fast. He helped set up the pass game. With teams having to protect against his explosive running, defenses were unable to cover the deep threat allowing Brock Landers to get it done.
Enemies: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
It is true not everyone loves each other. There are a bunch of rivalries in this league and some players wont play for the same team knowing the other will be there. Some get into that player’s conference just to play against them more hoping to hinder productivity. I for one dislike Kazimir Oles. It seems like the guy is ageless. He is great in every aspect of his game. He is someone to look up too. The reason I dont like him is that no matter how hard I try, I dont think I will ever be as good as he is. The way he catches and jukes just cannot be replicated. He is a monster of a player. I am supposed to be in the height of my career and I just cant even think to be on his level. I think there is a level of player that gets into the hall of fame based on their accomplishments. This guy will get in on skill alone. When you think of the best wide receivers I think Kazimir should be in consideration. Maybe someday i’ll figure out the juice he is drinking that gives him that extra little something, but in the meantime, I’ll continue to drink my leaf cola.
Rivalries: Write about another team and why they are overrated and why you want them to lose.
There are many teams that are overrated and get hype that they dont deserve. The Chicago Butchers come to mind. They overpaid to get a bunch of talent right away. When this came to light their GM asked for cap increases constantly under they were able to get it from the head office. Now there will be a $5 million cap increase for each team to make their moves. Chicago is one of the expansion teams making its debut this last season and they did a very good job. But their talent doesnt match their record. I think we will see a regression this next season. Whoever the quarterback is there has always been in the shadows of Havran and Bigsby. She will likely be there for the foreseeable future. Torenson is a great player but saw even more than he thought of the carries in Chicago. That trend likely wont continue either. The Chicago defense was not good this year. This is likely the last time for a few seasons at least that we will see them at the top of the standings. They will get better in the future but I believe they went for the championship their first year and lost the bet. Only time will tell.