If I were to be able to pick Ruff Ruff to set the record for any one performance in the NSFL, it would have to be the record for the healthiest fur coat on the field. While some may say that Ruff Ruff is at a distinct advantage because he is a dog, and therefore has more fur than any other player in the history of the National Simulation Football League, this is actually not always something that helps him out. Ruff Ruff loves to explore the wilderness when he's not on the football field, getting himself into all kinds of trouble and shenanigans. Sometimes he finds excrement that is not his and likes to roll around in it. Sometimes he likes to jump in a river and get muddy for the rest of the day. Now you may be saying that he should win by default, because again, he is a dog. Well again I must educate you on why that's the wrong idea. Having exorbitant amounts of wealth, many of the players in the National Simulation Football League have their own fur coats, which are kept pretty impeccably well. Ruff Ruff will need to learn some more discipline, at least for just maybe the one year (since if he were able to keep it clean he'd be the shoe-in), so that he can set the most important record in the NSFL.
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