All about the quarterbacks-
The fearless leader Cooter Bigsby.... I know that this part of the written portion should be assigned to a head-to-head matchup, but I just don't think it's fair for the rest of the league instead. Let's discuss what cooter has that the entire league doesn't, Cooter has an inept ability to push his team to the best possible position to win regardless of what what the score is says at any moment of the match. Cooter truly has a clutch gene even the Sim can't deny.... now whether or not the Sim decides to make us do the correct thing Like I don't know go for it on fourth instead of kicking a field goal to lose by one point is an entirely different thing but cooter tries his best to put us in positions to win. Another thing he has that I don't see no other quarterback here have is he gives everybody the ball. He doesn't depend on just one player. He makes deep passes, intermediate passes, short passes, He knows how to distribute properly and there's no honest counter to him. There's no defense that can contain him; you can only hope to slow him down. He's been the MVP the past two seasons. I don't care what any of the voters say. It's not even up for discussion on my opinion. There's no other quarterback in this league that can lead a team and put a team in a position from being from behind to win a game like Cooter can. With Cooter at the helm we're never really out of a game. That's why we're never really concerned. You don't really see a lot of Wraiths running around crying and complaining and whining over the weeks. Just let the Sim do what it does because even the Sim can't stop cooter.
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Next year-
Another year another article of me explaining why it'll be our time next year..... It's not the best feeling, I'll be honest. Once again, we led the pack as the best team in a regular season. I don't know why we can't get through this push. I want to blame the Sim.... I refuse to blame management because they put the best team possible together in my opinion. I don't know if it's the chemistry on defense if it's the offensive line not giving Cooter enough time, if it's just silly mistakes But I want to blame the sim.... So here I am to explain to you why next year is going to be a year again.... sigh.
Here we go:
We have the best quarterback in the league. We have the best wide receiver in tandem in the league. We have the most dynamic running backs in the league. We have the best defensive line in the league. We have the best DBs in the league.
I don't know what else I need to say. I guess we don't have the best chemistry. So we'll work on that on the off season. And I guess with that prioritized there's no reason that we shouldn't bring home the trophy next year.
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Draft focus-
Honestly, I believe we have the best GM's in the entire league. So from me to choose draft Focus as a topic is kind of an insult to them in my opinion, but I would like to look into certain positions we may want to consider improving. For me, it's pretty simple To be honest, We have an elite defensive line. We have great wide receivers and running backs. We have the best quarterback and d line in the league. We have the great DBs also phenomenal linebackers but the one thing we don't have that we need to invest in every single round that's a scarce commodity Is definitely offensive lineman. I know it's not a popular position. I have to be honest, I'm not sure how Impressive these offensive lineman have been coming from the developmental league, but we need to go offensive lineman every single round in my opinion. Possibly tight end as well for another option to stretch the field... Everybody is locked up through at least two more seasons So you shouldn't have to invest in all the skill positions offensive line maaaaayyyybbbeeee tightend is all we need and regardless how bad the sim tries to screw us There's no way that we don't become the favorites to start a dynasty.
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Kickers are people too-
You see that's where you're wrong. You ignorant ignorant sluts. I'm not going to lie I'm only going to get partial credit for this portion of Ultimus week and you know what? I don't mind it at all. I have to say it. Our kicker is the worst person to ever live or exist in this league. Ever. He failed us throughout the whole season. He failed us throughout preseason. He failed Us in the playoffs when it mattered the most.... so following what I stated on my earlier post having the best GM's in the entire league. We made a beautiful trade to get an upgrade in our kickers position. And I know for a fact that it's going to help put us in a prime position to continue to be a contender this season. But our previous kicker can go to hell and every time he wakes up I hope he stubs his toe on the non kicking foot because we already know his kicking foot is already a failure of a foot. You have ruined every sport day even involves kicking its past football at this point. You've ruined soccer. You've ruined kickball. You've ruined hacky sack. you've ruined everything and I hope you forget how to tie your shoes and your forget how to read. Thanks. You are not people ignore every post in here saying you are. *Angry wraith noises*
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The fearless leader Cooter Bigsby.... I know that this part of the written portion should be assigned to a head-to-head matchup, but I just don't think it's fair for the rest of the league instead. Let's discuss what cooter has that the entire league doesn't, Cooter has an inept ability to push his team to the best possible position to win regardless of what what the score is says at any moment of the match. Cooter truly has a clutch gene even the Sim can't deny.... now whether or not the Sim decides to make us do the correct thing Like I don't know go for it on fourth instead of kicking a field goal to lose by one point is an entirely different thing but cooter tries his best to put us in positions to win. Another thing he has that I don't see no other quarterback here have is he gives everybody the ball. He doesn't depend on just one player. He makes deep passes, intermediate passes, short passes, He knows how to distribute properly and there's no honest counter to him. There's no defense that can contain him; you can only hope to slow him down. He's been the MVP the past two seasons. I don't care what any of the voters say. It's not even up for discussion on my opinion. There's no other quarterback in this league that can lead a team and put a team in a position from being from behind to win a game like Cooter can. With Cooter at the helm we're never really out of a game. That's why we're never really concerned. You don't really see a lot of Wraiths running around crying and complaining and whining over the weeks. Just let the Sim do what it does because even the Sim can't stop cooter.
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Next year-
Another year another article of me explaining why it'll be our time next year..... It's not the best feeling, I'll be honest. Once again, we led the pack as the best team in a regular season. I don't know why we can't get through this push. I want to blame the Sim.... I refuse to blame management because they put the best team possible together in my opinion. I don't know if it's the chemistry on defense if it's the offensive line not giving Cooter enough time, if it's just silly mistakes But I want to blame the sim.... So here I am to explain to you why next year is going to be a year again.... sigh.
Here we go:
We have the best quarterback in the league. We have the best wide receiver in tandem in the league. We have the most dynamic running backs in the league. We have the best defensive line in the league. We have the best DBs in the league.
I don't know what else I need to say. I guess we don't have the best chemistry. So we'll work on that on the off season. And I guess with that prioritized there's no reason that we shouldn't bring home the trophy next year.
(211 words)
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Draft focus-
Honestly, I believe we have the best GM's in the entire league. So from me to choose draft Focus as a topic is kind of an insult to them in my opinion, but I would like to look into certain positions we may want to consider improving. For me, it's pretty simple To be honest, We have an elite defensive line. We have great wide receivers and running backs. We have the best quarterback and d line in the league. We have the great DBs also phenomenal linebackers but the one thing we don't have that we need to invest in every single round that's a scarce commodity Is definitely offensive lineman. I know it's not a popular position. I have to be honest, I'm not sure how Impressive these offensive lineman have been coming from the developmental league, but we need to go offensive lineman every single round in my opinion. Possibly tight end as well for another option to stretch the field... Everybody is locked up through at least two more seasons So you shouldn't have to invest in all the skill positions offensive line maaaaayyyybbbeeee tightend is all we need and regardless how bad the sim tries to screw us There's no way that we don't become the favorites to start a dynasty.
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Kickers are people too-
You see that's where you're wrong. You ignorant ignorant sluts. I'm not going to lie I'm only going to get partial credit for this portion of Ultimus week and you know what? I don't mind it at all. I have to say it. Our kicker is the worst person to ever live or exist in this league. Ever. He failed us throughout the whole season. He failed us throughout preseason. He failed Us in the playoffs when it mattered the most.... so following what I stated on my earlier post having the best GM's in the entire league. We made a beautiful trade to get an upgrade in our kickers position. And I know for a fact that it's going to help put us in a prime position to continue to be a contender this season. But our previous kicker can go to hell and every time he wakes up I hope he stubs his toe on the non kicking foot because we already know his kicking foot is already a failure of a foot. You have ruined every sport day even involves kicking its past football at this point. You've ruined soccer. You've ruined kickball. You've ruined hacky sack. you've ruined everything and I hope you forget how to tie your shoes and your forget how to read. Thanks. You are not people ignore every post in here saying you are. *Angry wraith noises*
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