09-26-2019, 12:31 AM
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Hello everybody! This is Fuzzy Dotson here. New Co-GM of the Tijuana Luchadores. Recently crowned S17 Champions of the Ultimini. Happy to be here, this is sort of a post-Ultimini press conference of sorts. I dunno if I’ll be answering questions via video/audio communication. Really right now I just wanna send out some shoutouts to everybody who helped.
Shoutout to Tom Hanks. Shoutout to Scorp for drafting us, drafting me, believing in me at pick #42. Shoutout to DD/Dylan Deluxe/Thudd Kassel, my new co-gm, for believing in me. I plan on being the greatest co-gm ever. Very excited to work with him. Shoutout to all my teammates who did pretty much all the work for this season. Because Fuzzy did a little bit of stuff, but Fuzzy was mostly an extra body as a Fullback and third-string runningback.
Shoutout to Pazuzu/Bender Rodriguez. Best wide receiver of the entire S18 class, imo. Shoutout to Benezero/Junior Lopez/J-Lo, who just made a post about how amazing he is. A media post. And then he goes and makes the game-clinching pick. Unbelievable. Shoutout to Joesph Wozniak/Woz/Illegaloctopus. Always has the best timed sacks and interceptions on our team. He’s really been stepping it up lately. Shoutout Earl Sauce/Mr. Noice who btw was picked at 60th, which is insane. I’m really glad he’s on our team because he’s wonderful. Shoutout to Wayne Howyanow. Fantastic Safety. Who, I believe, made the game winning pick-six for our semi-final game. Shoutout Howard Ryan, again that rounds out our amazing secondary. Joesph Wozniak, Howyanow, Howard Ryan, amazing group of safeties. Even Ocelot, who eventually went inactive, helped out a lot. Shout out Caleb Beck/Blaze. Shoutout Jordan McCann, the QB. Shoutout The Wall, the Tijuana Offensive Line. Brave Ulysses, Ben T, Nykonax, everybody. The entire line is active players, at least not bots, which is amazing. Shout out Shane Masters who we traded for. Who continued to build up his TPE throughout the season and was very helpful. Shoutout to Ducky Donut & Chase Osborn, I dunno if they’re even still active, but they made all the carries. They were the guys in front of me in the depth chart, and I appreciate it.
Every team only lasts one season, so I just wanna say thank you guys. Who knows what’ll happen next year. Who’ll be here, who’ll be gone. Every champion team is like a snapshot. (Indecipherable rambling)
Portland, you know what, great competitors. I was very worried we were gonna lose to you. Somehow we pulled it off. Only by a point. Couldn’t have asked for a better team to beat. Jay Cue, Saba Donut, who runs the thing and is also a WR. Jake Watson, who was a Tijuana Luchadore for like 5 minutes, I think. Big Shoutout to those guys. Good game, GG. I was very afraid we were gonna lose to you guys, but we did it. We beat you guys and you guys were great competitors. Great rivals this season.
Also shoutout to the S18 draft class. A draft class which I feel like is probably gonna be the greatest draft class in the history of the NSFL. Just give us a couple more seasons and that’ll be a sure thing. I’m so proud to be a part of this draft class. Everybody’s amazing. So excited for the draft. Which I think is next Friday.
And shoutout to Steel Reserve. Their 42 ounce bottles are cheap. They’re effective. And they go down smooth. And that’s it! Fuzzy Dotson signing out! Thanks for listening, good-bye.
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Hello everybody! This is Fuzzy Dotson here. New Co-GM of the Tijuana Luchadores. Recently crowned S17 Champions of the Ultimini. Happy to be here, this is sort of a post-Ultimini press conference of sorts. I dunno if I’ll be answering questions via video/audio communication. Really right now I just wanna send out some shoutouts to everybody who helped.
Shoutout to Tom Hanks. Shoutout to Scorp for drafting us, drafting me, believing in me at pick #42. Shoutout to DD/Dylan Deluxe/Thudd Kassel, my new co-gm, for believing in me. I plan on being the greatest co-gm ever. Very excited to work with him. Shoutout to all my teammates who did pretty much all the work for this season. Because Fuzzy did a little bit of stuff, but Fuzzy was mostly an extra body as a Fullback and third-string runningback.
Shoutout to Pazuzu/Bender Rodriguez. Best wide receiver of the entire S18 class, imo. Shoutout to Benezero/Junior Lopez/J-Lo, who just made a post about how amazing he is. A media post. And then he goes and makes the game-clinching pick. Unbelievable. Shoutout to Joesph Wozniak/Woz/Illegaloctopus. Always has the best timed sacks and interceptions on our team. He’s really been stepping it up lately. Shoutout Earl Sauce/Mr. Noice who btw was picked at 60th, which is insane. I’m really glad he’s on our team because he’s wonderful. Shoutout to Wayne Howyanow. Fantastic Safety. Who, I believe, made the game winning pick-six for our semi-final game. Shoutout Howard Ryan, again that rounds out our amazing secondary. Joesph Wozniak, Howyanow, Howard Ryan, amazing group of safeties. Even Ocelot, who eventually went inactive, helped out a lot. Shout out Caleb Beck/Blaze. Shoutout Jordan McCann, the QB. Shoutout The Wall, the Tijuana Offensive Line. Brave Ulysses, Ben T, Nykonax, everybody. The entire line is active players, at least not bots, which is amazing. Shout out Shane Masters who we traded for. Who continued to build up his TPE throughout the season and was very helpful. Shoutout to Ducky Donut & Chase Osborn, I dunno if they’re even still active, but they made all the carries. They were the guys in front of me in the depth chart, and I appreciate it.
Every team only lasts one season, so I just wanna say thank you guys. Who knows what’ll happen next year. Who’ll be here, who’ll be gone. Every champion team is like a snapshot. (Indecipherable rambling)
Portland, you know what, great competitors. I was very worried we were gonna lose to you. Somehow we pulled it off. Only by a point. Couldn’t have asked for a better team to beat. Jay Cue, Saba Donut, who runs the thing and is also a WR. Jake Watson, who was a Tijuana Luchadore for like 5 minutes, I think. Big Shoutout to those guys. Good game, GG. I was very afraid we were gonna lose to you guys, but we did it. We beat you guys and you guys were great competitors. Great rivals this season.
Also shoutout to the S18 draft class. A draft class which I feel like is probably gonna be the greatest draft class in the history of the NSFL. Just give us a couple more seasons and that’ll be a sure thing. I’m so proud to be a part of this draft class. Everybody’s amazing. So excited for the draft. Which I think is next Friday.
And shoutout to Steel Reserve. Their 42 ounce bottles are cheap. They’re effective. And they go down smooth. And that’s it! Fuzzy Dotson signing out! Thanks for listening, good-bye.
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