1) Head to Head Matchups
The greatest matchup of the entire DSFL playoffs was the Tijuana Offensive Line versus the defensive front 7 of the San Antonio Marshals and the Portland Pythons. These two teams were both of the top 2 defenses in the league for sacks and guess how many sacks the Tijuana Offensive line, more commonly known as The Wall gave up? Zero. That's zero sacks in the entire playoffs, not one , not two, not even one, zero sacks you heard it here first, the Tijuana Wall is the greatest group of offensive lineman ever assembled on a DSFL football field and you can count on that, I mean let's look at that line shall we we got Brave Ulysses at left tackle who might be a DSFL hall of famer one day who led the league in pancakes at 65 while allowing zero sacks on the season I mean that's like Walter Jones type of play right there or Joe Thomas or something I mean wow and then you got Ben Tuanikuafue something at Right Tackle who is a bulldozer single handedly bringing up the teams rushing average and then you got the three interior guys who have all put in the hard work that needs to come with being an offensive lineman these days
2) Draft Focus
The Tijuana Luchadores of the DSFL should look to replace their veteran Left Tackle Brave Ulysses in the upcoming DSFL draft. It is a sad time when a member of the Wall leaves the team but the offensive line will be in good shape even without him and if the Luchadores decide to pick his successor in the draft I recommend they pick someone who puts his quarterback and running back first because being a left tackle is a responsibility to the team and if you're not willing to protect those guys then you're gonna have a hard time being successful in this league but anyways I think that they're also going to have to find some receivers to go along with their quarterback who is slotted to be a multi year starter for the team and could bring Tijuana to maybe even a three peat championship or maybe even a four peat championship or maybe even wow look at this a five peat championship could you imagine the amount of coochie that the quarterback is gonna get if he wins 5 championships in a row and in order for that to happen Tijuana is gonna have to surround him with weapons from the draft
3) Unsung Hero
The unsung hero of the Tijuana Luchadores playoff run is Chase Osborn and fullback Fuzzy Dotson because you all know of Ducky Donut the Luchadores lead back but the second back in this offense is also one hell of a bell cow and the fullback leading the way is a monster so let's look at Chase Osborn's stats for the playoffs okay he has 27 Carries for 139 yards and 2 touchdowns I mean that's over 5 yards per carry for the entire playoffs with a score in each game on only 27 Carries which is a workload for a leading running back in sometimes only 1 game so I mean he has to be given credit for his contribution in the backfield and let's not forget the next player in that backfield who paves the way for all of these rushing yards that the Luchadores have accumulated over the course of the playoffs and that is Fuzzy Dotson who is basically a meat head on wheels who likes to smash faces with opposing defenders in the way of victory so if you don't think that these players are given enough credit then go give them a highfive or a shout out because they were a huge part in that Tijuana offense
4) PBE PT
The greatest matchup of the entire DSFL playoffs was the Tijuana Offensive Line versus the defensive front 7 of the San Antonio Marshals and the Portland Pythons. These two teams were both of the top 2 defenses in the league for sacks and guess how many sacks the Tijuana Offensive line, more commonly known as The Wall gave up? Zero. That's zero sacks in the entire playoffs, not one , not two, not even one, zero sacks you heard it here first, the Tijuana Wall is the greatest group of offensive lineman ever assembled on a DSFL football field and you can count on that, I mean let's look at that line shall we we got Brave Ulysses at left tackle who might be a DSFL hall of famer one day who led the league in pancakes at 65 while allowing zero sacks on the season I mean that's like Walter Jones type of play right there or Joe Thomas or something I mean wow and then you got Ben Tuanikuafue something at Right Tackle who is a bulldozer single handedly bringing up the teams rushing average and then you got the three interior guys who have all put in the hard work that needs to come with being an offensive lineman these days
2) Draft Focus
The Tijuana Luchadores of the DSFL should look to replace their veteran Left Tackle Brave Ulysses in the upcoming DSFL draft. It is a sad time when a member of the Wall leaves the team but the offensive line will be in good shape even without him and if the Luchadores decide to pick his successor in the draft I recommend they pick someone who puts his quarterback and running back first because being a left tackle is a responsibility to the team and if you're not willing to protect those guys then you're gonna have a hard time being successful in this league but anyways I think that they're also going to have to find some receivers to go along with their quarterback who is slotted to be a multi year starter for the team and could bring Tijuana to maybe even a three peat championship or maybe even a four peat championship or maybe even wow look at this a five peat championship could you imagine the amount of coochie that the quarterback is gonna get if he wins 5 championships in a row and in order for that to happen Tijuana is gonna have to surround him with weapons from the draft
3) Unsung Hero
The unsung hero of the Tijuana Luchadores playoff run is Chase Osborn and fullback Fuzzy Dotson because you all know of Ducky Donut the Luchadores lead back but the second back in this offense is also one hell of a bell cow and the fullback leading the way is a monster so let's look at Chase Osborn's stats for the playoffs okay he has 27 Carries for 139 yards and 2 touchdowns I mean that's over 5 yards per carry for the entire playoffs with a score in each game on only 27 Carries which is a workload for a leading running back in sometimes only 1 game so I mean he has to be given credit for his contribution in the backfield and let's not forget the next player in that backfield who paves the way for all of these rushing yards that the Luchadores have accumulated over the course of the playoffs and that is Fuzzy Dotson who is basically a meat head on wheels who likes to smash faces with opposing defenders in the way of victory so if you don't think that these players are given enough credit then go give them a highfive or a shout out because they were a huge part in that Tijuana offense
4) PBE PT