10-03-2019, 08:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2019, 08:37 PM by timeconsumer.)
7) Next year
The Wraiths are gonna win next year. Win it all. Now I know I said that was supposed to happen this season but shit man we got some bad sim luck in the playoffs again and dropped a home game to the Hawks and there ain't shit we can do about it now. But the Wraiths are a well built organization that didn't sacrifice the future for where they are now and have a ton of room to continue to build upon an elite offensive unit with some young defensive studs. While there are some aging players they are the kind that can continue too put up really good performances for another season or even two. The Wraiths are going into the next season as the top team in the league and if they can not get bad sim luck in the playoffs are going to make it all the way to the big game. They don't even need to gain all that much in order to do it either. These guys were the #2 scoring offense and #1 scoring defense this season. While the yards werent the best or the worst the fact is that the Wraiths were the best at finishing their drives and making sure their opponents didnt finish theirs. Next season expect them to be right back on top looking for another big win.
8) Draft Focus
Do we seriously have another giant draft? How do yall keep doing this so often? Yall are kinda crazy man, kinda cfazy. So if I'm looking at the Wraiths and trying to fgiure out what holes I want the team to plug I'm thinking we go straight for defense across the board. I want linebackers and I want linemen. I like the secondary and think it's pretty solid but we really need that front seven to be filled with some mean ass dudes. See as the previous owner of the legendary Angus Winchester I believe that championship teams must have the best pass rush out there. Get yourself some elite DL talent and one or two elite pass rushers and you're looking at a team that is going to be holding the trophy at the end of the season. While it's tough for a team like YKW who isn't really built to give guys time to grow defense and especially front seven guys are the kind that can make a huge impact very early in their career and help lift their team to success even before they get to 400 TPE like you would normally need from some of your offensive players. Go for defense wraiths, go for defense, daddy cooter needs some help.
10) Rivalries
You know what team I want to lose? The Hawks. Do you know why I want them to lose? Because Corvo Havran sucks. Do you know why I think Corvo havran sucks? Because I'm Cooter Bigsby, that's why. And as Cooter Bigsby the greatest not so great QB in the league I need to make sure that people know that Havran is poop and his entire team is poop because we're in the same draft class and I was the better option and yeah. The Hawks suck. Did you see how they lost to the otters? That was awesome. They also beat the Wraiths but we don't want to talk about that one as much because it still hurts. This sim is fucking weird man, I don't know how we still have people playing this game, sometimes it doesn't make any sense why we still are here but here we are. You know what other team sucks? The Butchers. Yeah but it's cool they're blowing it all up this season and starting to tank because they weren't built for the future, so yeah back to fuck the Hawks I guess right? Good times, it's going to be good times when eventually they are bad, one day. Soon I hope.
15) Going to Disneyland!
The Ultimus MVP I would have to go with Franklin Armstrong. For such a young player it's astonishing how well he did in the Ultimus against the Hawks. After throwing 287 yards on only 27 attempts and getting 3 TDs with no picks it was clear why he was able to hoist the trophy at the end of the game. While the entire Otters team was lights out and didn't need him to play hero ball, he sttill was extremely efficient and wasn't afraid to throw downfield as well and was able to score when his team needed him to. On his trip to Disney World Armstrong decided to stay in the Presidential Suite at the Swan Hotel. He made sure to grab a steak dinner at Shula's to celebrate, and what a better option than the winngest coach of all time? Then he hit up the park and do some of his favorite rides like Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, and maybe some other fun mountains too. Is the Star Wars area done yet at Disney? I don't even know. He probably went to Animal kingdom too so he could see some Otters and shit, and hang out with other beasts like himself so he can show them how to beast. I'm getting tired of writing is this done yet?
The Wraiths are gonna win next year. Win it all. Now I know I said that was supposed to happen this season but shit man we got some bad sim luck in the playoffs again and dropped a home game to the Hawks and there ain't shit we can do about it now. But the Wraiths are a well built organization that didn't sacrifice the future for where they are now and have a ton of room to continue to build upon an elite offensive unit with some young defensive studs. While there are some aging players they are the kind that can continue too put up really good performances for another season or even two. The Wraiths are going into the next season as the top team in the league and if they can not get bad sim luck in the playoffs are going to make it all the way to the big game. They don't even need to gain all that much in order to do it either. These guys were the #2 scoring offense and #1 scoring defense this season. While the yards werent the best or the worst the fact is that the Wraiths were the best at finishing their drives and making sure their opponents didnt finish theirs. Next season expect them to be right back on top looking for another big win.
8) Draft Focus
Do we seriously have another giant draft? How do yall keep doing this so often? Yall are kinda crazy man, kinda cfazy. So if I'm looking at the Wraiths and trying to fgiure out what holes I want the team to plug I'm thinking we go straight for defense across the board. I want linebackers and I want linemen. I like the secondary and think it's pretty solid but we really need that front seven to be filled with some mean ass dudes. See as the previous owner of the legendary Angus Winchester I believe that championship teams must have the best pass rush out there. Get yourself some elite DL talent and one or two elite pass rushers and you're looking at a team that is going to be holding the trophy at the end of the season. While it's tough for a team like YKW who isn't really built to give guys time to grow defense and especially front seven guys are the kind that can make a huge impact very early in their career and help lift their team to success even before they get to 400 TPE like you would normally need from some of your offensive players. Go for defense wraiths, go for defense, daddy cooter needs some help.
10) Rivalries
You know what team I want to lose? The Hawks. Do you know why I want them to lose? Because Corvo Havran sucks. Do you know why I think Corvo havran sucks? Because I'm Cooter Bigsby, that's why. And as Cooter Bigsby the greatest not so great QB in the league I need to make sure that people know that Havran is poop and his entire team is poop because we're in the same draft class and I was the better option and yeah. The Hawks suck. Did you see how they lost to the otters? That was awesome. They also beat the Wraiths but we don't want to talk about that one as much because it still hurts. This sim is fucking weird man, I don't know how we still have people playing this game, sometimes it doesn't make any sense why we still are here but here we are. You know what other team sucks? The Butchers. Yeah but it's cool they're blowing it all up this season and starting to tank because they weren't built for the future, so yeah back to fuck the Hawks I guess right? Good times, it's going to be good times when eventually they are bad, one day. Soon I hope.
15) Going to Disneyland!
The Ultimus MVP I would have to go with Franklin Armstrong. For such a young player it's astonishing how well he did in the Ultimus against the Hawks. After throwing 287 yards on only 27 attempts and getting 3 TDs with no picks it was clear why he was able to hoist the trophy at the end of the game. While the entire Otters team was lights out and didn't need him to play hero ball, he sttill was extremely efficient and wasn't afraid to throw downfield as well and was able to score when his team needed him to. On his trip to Disney World Armstrong decided to stay in the Presidential Suite at the Swan Hotel. He made sure to grab a steak dinner at Shula's to celebrate, and what a better option than the winngest coach of all time? Then he hit up the park and do some of his favorite rides like Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, and maybe some other fun mountains too. Is the Star Wars area done yet at Disney? I don't even know. He probably went to Animal kingdom too so he could see some Otters and shit, and hang out with other beasts like himself so he can show them how to beast. I'm getting tired of writing is this done yet?
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Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame