11-12-2019, 10:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-14-2019, 08:56 AM by SweetJamesJones.)
Place holda:
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will the next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
- Unfortunately, during this past season, Myrtle Beach had a rough go at things. After changing cities and relocating, wins did not come easy for the Bucs. Offensively they were led by Sweet, Tyerucker, and our mobile quaterback, DTF. If things fair well for the bucs this offseason, we won't get folded and disbanded and if that i sthe case then I believe we have a strong case to make a push next year if we can patch some of the holes we have on the sqaaaaaaa. First and fpremost if we can find some defensive talent in the upcoming draft that will make an immediate impact and more than likely get us more Ws. After going 2-12 on the year with the defense, as well as our o-line being our biggest issues, I believe with smart pick ups among the o-line will give us an immediate boost. If DTF stays down for another season as well as Sweet and Tyerucker, that offense could be on track to being an offensive jugernaut and if that;s the case.... Watch the fucc out for the bucs this upcoming season, for yee have our sights set on the ultimate booty: The Ultimini, bihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
9) Enemies
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
- As a great Canadian once said " I got enemies, got a lot of enemies". This statement holds true for us Bucs down here in Myrtle beach. Everyone loves to hate and it's easier to hate on said team, especially when they've had a down year. This year the Bucs seemed to be the team to hate; with our fluorescent green and purple jerseys and people even hated on the city we moved to. Well, we loved and still do love the hate so fucc all y'all haters cuz the bucs give no fuccs lemme tell ya. With that being said though, what could be called the budding of a rivalry was began. MB vs Norfolk or snorefolk as we like to refer to down here on the coast. I hope nothing but the worst happens for Norfolk and the wet dogs. Sweet ain't care too much for Andwhos either because as we all know..... Sweet is the superior. That is neither here nor there though at the moment. Despite dropping both games to the wet dogz this season, it still brought happy tears to the eyes of the booty taking Bucs because the wet dogs had just as bad of a season as we did. Misery loves company amirite?
17) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving.
- Ahhhhhh so we must talk about the bull shit Sim God and the bull shit simulations he bestowed upon Sweet and the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers eh? I could go on and on about this bull shit Sim God and all his wrong doings towards us reavers down here along the coastal Carolinas. Where could I begin? Possibly with the twelve atrocious losses it handed us. All 12 of our ridiculous losses were earned in funky fashion. Several games we earned the most outlandish and off the wall penalties a team could earn. For instance, I, Sweet, had a 15 plus yard reception and on the same play I was called for a chop block... A fuccin chop block on a play that I had a reception... down the field! I mean come on, if that doesn't tell you something about how the Simulation God feels towards us, then I do not know what would. Along with several other mularkely esque plays, the sim god buttered us up with high hopes, to only steal most of our games from us. The sim God indeed Robbed us of our rightful spot in the playoffs this year and it brings me to tears just thinking of the stupidness we had to endure. So we, The Myrtle Beach Buccaneers were in fact robbed over the entire season of wins that should have been ours. We spit in the face of the sim God down here.
8) Draft Focus
Written: What areas of your team has the biggest holes that you are hoping get filled in the upcoming S19 draft? What round are you hoping it’s filled?
- Ahhhh the draft is looming and just around the corner and Da Bucs got some holes we need to fill. As noted in my first ultimini post, our main priority should either be o-line or any position on the defensive side of the ball in my honest opinion. We allowed a lot of overall offense against us this year and all those yards led to scores which led to blowouts that we were unfortunately on the receiving end of. While he have a couple of decent players on defense, we are still lacking in that department tremendously. With that being said thoooooo, we are also lacking in the offensive line department. DTF was sacked far too many times and was often left scrambling for his life throughout this past year. In turn this led to several INTs and just not enough time to huck and chuck it, rip it and run it, or to skeet it and yeet it which really hurt us since our skill players are all on the plus side of above average. If these needs can be seen to, the bucs have a big chance of making waves in the upcoming season.
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will the next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
- Unfortunately, during this past season, Myrtle Beach had a rough go at things. After changing cities and relocating, wins did not come easy for the Bucs. Offensively they were led by Sweet, Tyerucker, and our mobile quaterback, DTF. If things fair well for the bucs this offseason, we won't get folded and disbanded and if that i sthe case then I believe we have a strong case to make a push next year if we can patch some of the holes we have on the sqaaaaaaa. First and fpremost if we can find some defensive talent in the upcoming draft that will make an immediate impact and more than likely get us more Ws. After going 2-12 on the year with the defense, as well as our o-line being our biggest issues, I believe with smart pick ups among the o-line will give us an immediate boost. If DTF stays down for another season as well as Sweet and Tyerucker, that offense could be on track to being an offensive jugernaut and if that;s the case.... Watch the fucc out for the bucs this upcoming season, for yee have our sights set on the ultimate booty: The Ultimini, bihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
9) Enemies
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
- As a great Canadian once said " I got enemies, got a lot of enemies". This statement holds true for us Bucs down here in Myrtle beach. Everyone loves to hate and it's easier to hate on said team, especially when they've had a down year. This year the Bucs seemed to be the team to hate; with our fluorescent green and purple jerseys and people even hated on the city we moved to. Well, we loved and still do love the hate so fucc all y'all haters cuz the bucs give no fuccs lemme tell ya. With that being said though, what could be called the budding of a rivalry was began. MB vs Norfolk or snorefolk as we like to refer to down here on the coast. I hope nothing but the worst happens for Norfolk and the wet dogs. Sweet ain't care too much for Andwhos either because as we all know..... Sweet is the superior. That is neither here nor there though at the moment. Despite dropping both games to the wet dogz this season, it still brought happy tears to the eyes of the booty taking Bucs because the wet dogs had just as bad of a season as we did. Misery loves company amirite?
17) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving.
- Ahhhhhh so we must talk about the bull shit Sim God and the bull shit simulations he bestowed upon Sweet and the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers eh? I could go on and on about this bull shit Sim God and all his wrong doings towards us reavers down here along the coastal Carolinas. Where could I begin? Possibly with the twelve atrocious losses it handed us. All 12 of our ridiculous losses were earned in funky fashion. Several games we earned the most outlandish and off the wall penalties a team could earn. For instance, I, Sweet, had a 15 plus yard reception and on the same play I was called for a chop block... A fuccin chop block on a play that I had a reception... down the field! I mean come on, if that doesn't tell you something about how the Simulation God feels towards us, then I do not know what would. Along with several other mularkely esque plays, the sim god buttered us up with high hopes, to only steal most of our games from us. The sim God indeed Robbed us of our rightful spot in the playoffs this year and it brings me to tears just thinking of the stupidness we had to endure. So we, The Myrtle Beach Buccaneers were in fact robbed over the entire season of wins that should have been ours. We spit in the face of the sim God down here.
8) Draft Focus
Written: What areas of your team has the biggest holes that you are hoping get filled in the upcoming S19 draft? What round are you hoping it’s filled?
- Ahhhh the draft is looming and just around the corner and Da Bucs got some holes we need to fill. As noted in my first ultimini post, our main priority should either be o-line or any position on the defensive side of the ball in my honest opinion. We allowed a lot of overall offense against us this year and all those yards led to scores which led to blowouts that we were unfortunately on the receiving end of. While he have a couple of decent players on defense, we are still lacking in that department tremendously. With that being said thoooooo, we are also lacking in the offensive line department. DTF was sacked far too many times and was often left scrambling for his life throughout this past year. In turn this led to several INTs and just not enough time to huck and chuck it, rip it and run it, or to skeet it and yeet it which really hurt us since our skill players are all on the plus side of above average. If these needs can be seen to, the bucs have a big chance of making waves in the upcoming season.