13) Sit-down with a fan:
Shouts to @iamslm22
1 - How has it been being on an expansion team
2- There's rumors that you're a human surrounded by robots on the field - how does that feel?
3- Who's the best player you've played with?
4- What do you expect out of Austin in s19 and the seasons to come
1. it has been pretty much the same I mean my first player was the las vegas legion so I joined that like 1 or 2 or maybe 3 I am not sure after expansion so it is basically the same you know a core of players having fun and memeing and apparently winning somehow it is pretty cool but I do not think it is all that different from being on a different non expansion team like philadelphia or baltimore or orange county or yellowknife or san jose or arizona or colorado or new orleans
2. it is pretty sweet because human are pretty awful and annoying so robots are way better friends so I like being surrounded by them
3. I am not sure who the best player I have played with is but I can tell you who the worst is and that is bum ulysses who is really bad like a seriously bad offensive lineman it was a real struggle playing on the same line as him for so long because I had to pick up his slack
4. I expect us to win every game and rack up tons of pancakes and beat a lot of teams and have incredible success because that is all I know so I can not really expect anything else you know it is a foreign concept
12) Sit-down with a star
Shouts to @iamslm22
1. how does it feel to betray baltimore by joining the hated liberty
Joining the Liberty at first after being a member of the Hawks for so long was definitely tough at first, and its it not something that I ever would have expected. Obviously dumbo numbers @125714 is here still but he was the only one who we really had a rivalry with that is still around – so it really isn’t that bad since most of those guys are gone. Plus the Hawks dominated Philly for so long, now that I’m over here it will feel good to return the favor.
2. there has been much talk about building walls in nsfl recently, if you could pick one team/city to build a wall around which one would you pick
This is the easiest question I have ever received – I would 100% build a wall around Boston. I guess the only issue with that is the other Massholes and masshole adjacent people from like new Hampshire and Connecticut will still be around – so maybe we just build a wall around all of new England – keep them in there and get people away from them.
3. who would say was the best player in the season 4 draft
If I have to think about the number 1 player in the S4 draft and try and think who that is I definitely would say blackford Oaks – but remember S4 was such a bad draft class it’s a bit like being the tallest midget
4. who do you think will win and what do you predict will happen in the championship game (do this after the championship game)
I think the Wraiths are going to win. They are home. Home field is king.
1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
I predict that the otters are going to win this championship and I think that they will get there by winning a series of very very very close games like hmm something like 23-20 against new orleans and 21-16 against arizona and maybe like 23-20 against yellowknife or something like that and honestly I think that the other asfc game is going to be close too like arizona maybe beats austin by a lucky touchdown or something so it ends up like 33-26 with the bad guys winning idk some people say that you shouldn't make your predictions too specific because they are so unlikely to be right and if you make them vague then you look smart but I have always been one to shoot my shot ya know so might as well predict the other games even though literally nobody cares about the nsfc and never has so I think it'll go something like hawks beating the yeti by a lot like 31-0 kinda range and the butcher losing by a solid margin to the wraiths like probably 10 points or so it's just a little too much of a margin to call close but also wasn't out of hand unlike the nsfc championship game which I think will be something like 29-14 yellowknife with the hawks getting smashed because they traded me and then of course yellowknife loses to the otters because yellowknife chokes a lot
14) That Magic Moment
The best moment in the playoffs unfortunately came in the first round generally from an entertainment and marketing perspective you want to peak at the culmination of the season which is the ultimus championship and so you want the most magical moments to come then so yeah that did not happen this season because unfortunately the best and most popular and most attractive and most skilled team lost in the first round in a massive upset and that of course is the austin copperheads and during that game against the stinky arizona outlaws late in the fourth quarter mako mendonca scored a 4 yard rushing touchdown which was super cool but the thing that allowed him to score was edmond beaver-dantes the incredibly smart, attractive, athletic, skilled, charismatic, intelligent, and funny offensive lineman for the austin copperheads absolutely pancaking some bum outlaw and clearing the way for an extremely easy touchdown and that was one of his four pancakes that game which is why he is the back to back winner of offensive lineman of the year what an absolute beast it is really a shame for everyone involved that the most marketable player in the league was eliminated after just one playoff game no wonder this ultimus had the lowest ratings of all time wow
Shouts to @iamslm22
1 - How has it been being on an expansion team
2- There's rumors that you're a human surrounded by robots on the field - how does that feel?
3- Who's the best player you've played with?
4- What do you expect out of Austin in s19 and the seasons to come
1. it has been pretty much the same I mean my first player was the las vegas legion so I joined that like 1 or 2 or maybe 3 I am not sure after expansion so it is basically the same you know a core of players having fun and memeing and apparently winning somehow it is pretty cool but I do not think it is all that different from being on a different non expansion team like philadelphia or baltimore or orange county or yellowknife or san jose or arizona or colorado or new orleans
2. it is pretty sweet because human are pretty awful and annoying so robots are way better friends so I like being surrounded by them
3. I am not sure who the best player I have played with is but I can tell you who the worst is and that is bum ulysses who is really bad like a seriously bad offensive lineman it was a real struggle playing on the same line as him for so long because I had to pick up his slack
4. I expect us to win every game and rack up tons of pancakes and beat a lot of teams and have incredible success because that is all I know so I can not really expect anything else you know it is a foreign concept
12) Sit-down with a star
Shouts to @iamslm22
1. how does it feel to betray baltimore by joining the hated liberty
Joining the Liberty at first after being a member of the Hawks for so long was definitely tough at first, and its it not something that I ever would have expected. Obviously dumbo numbers @125714 is here still but he was the only one who we really had a rivalry with that is still around – so it really isn’t that bad since most of those guys are gone. Plus the Hawks dominated Philly for so long, now that I’m over here it will feel good to return the favor.
2. there has been much talk about building walls in nsfl recently, if you could pick one team/city to build a wall around which one would you pick
This is the easiest question I have ever received – I would 100% build a wall around Boston. I guess the only issue with that is the other Massholes and masshole adjacent people from like new Hampshire and Connecticut will still be around – so maybe we just build a wall around all of new England – keep them in there and get people away from them.
3. who would say was the best player in the season 4 draft
If I have to think about the number 1 player in the S4 draft and try and think who that is I definitely would say blackford Oaks – but remember S4 was such a bad draft class it’s a bit like being the tallest midget
4. who do you think will win and what do you predict will happen in the championship game (do this after the championship game)
I think the Wraiths are going to win. They are home. Home field is king.
1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
I predict that the otters are going to win this championship and I think that they will get there by winning a series of very very very close games like hmm something like 23-20 against new orleans and 21-16 against arizona and maybe like 23-20 against yellowknife or something like that and honestly I think that the other asfc game is going to be close too like arizona maybe beats austin by a lucky touchdown or something so it ends up like 33-26 with the bad guys winning idk some people say that you shouldn't make your predictions too specific because they are so unlikely to be right and if you make them vague then you look smart but I have always been one to shoot my shot ya know so might as well predict the other games even though literally nobody cares about the nsfc and never has so I think it'll go something like hawks beating the yeti by a lot like 31-0 kinda range and the butcher losing by a solid margin to the wraiths like probably 10 points or so it's just a little too much of a margin to call close but also wasn't out of hand unlike the nsfc championship game which I think will be something like 29-14 yellowknife with the hawks getting smashed because they traded me and then of course yellowknife loses to the otters because yellowknife chokes a lot
14) That Magic Moment
The best moment in the playoffs unfortunately came in the first round generally from an entertainment and marketing perspective you want to peak at the culmination of the season which is the ultimus championship and so you want the most magical moments to come then so yeah that did not happen this season because unfortunately the best and most popular and most attractive and most skilled team lost in the first round in a massive upset and that of course is the austin copperheads and during that game against the stinky arizona outlaws late in the fourth quarter mako mendonca scored a 4 yard rushing touchdown which was super cool but the thing that allowed him to score was edmond beaver-dantes the incredibly smart, attractive, athletic, skilled, charismatic, intelligent, and funny offensive lineman for the austin copperheads absolutely pancaking some bum outlaw and clearing the way for an extremely easy touchdown and that was one of his four pancakes that game which is why he is the back to back winner of offensive lineman of the year what an absolute beast it is really a shame for everyone involved that the most marketable player in the league was eliminated after just one playoff game no wonder this ultimus had the lowest ratings of all time wow