3) All about the QBs
Okay I know this is going to come as a huge shock to you all but let me tell you something about the greatest QB in the National Simulation Football League: Cooter Bigsby. Cooter may not be the name that comes to your mind when you think greatest passer around, but that's because your mind is flawed. Anyone who knows football knows that there is none better at the gamer than Cooter. I know what you're thinking "Cooter throws too many picks" or "Cooter has a bad completion rate" well guess what, nobody cares. Cooter's job is to move the fucking ball downfield and score touchdowns and damnit that's what he does and he's the greatest at it in the league. This season in the playoffs he got screwed, plain and simple no way around it screwed. Cooter was going to win it all and if he wasn't let down by the refs and his robot linemen he was going to hoist that trophy for the boys up north. There is no better QB in this league and whether or not you accept it means nothing to the Big Bigsby. So I'll take my league leading yards and future career leading yards to the HOF without your hating ass.
7) Next year
Next year the Wraiths are going to be back for a damn vengeance. We are not accepting our loss in the Ultimus to Orange County and we are coming right back at them again to win it all next season. We took a few small hits on our team and we've got some holes to fill but our defense is getting better and better. We need to grab a good wide receiver in free agency and hopefully find a defensive lineman in the draft or maybe get a career inactive to fill some holes. Then we need to score some cap space in order to shore up the offensive line and we're going to be in a good spot to knock of the Otters and prevent the threepeat. There's also the loss of Morgan Marshall to consider which is unfortunate but we'll have to figure out a way to make it work with a wide receiver and going a little heavier in terms of the running back situation towards a single back offense. Either way we pass the ball so much and Cooter has good legs on him that we can probably mitigate the loss, but we will miss him next year when we win it all.
8) Draft Focus
The draft focus for the Wraith is quite simple, we need to draft the best player available. I don't care if they are a RB or a WR or any position on defense if they are the best I want them. Personally I like to go for defensive linemen if we can but we're not sure if that is going to be an option foor us. If not I wouldn't mind seeing us grab a young linebacker or a young wide receiver in the first round. Now for the second round again I'm thinking one of those same three position groups, but also could consider a running back here. We like to use backs in multiple sets and in the passing game and that could give us quite a few options to work with without costing a very high draft pick. I don't really know any specific players to target but I can tell you I like new guys and don't like picking sim league vets unless they have a proven track record in this league of sticking players out to retirement without going inactive. Those guys who recreate every 3 seasons we can pass on them I don't care how much they say they are in it for real this time.
19) OL Appreciation
Alright I'll bite on the bait. Yall want a fair rub? I'll give you a rub. Here's the rub: Beaver did pretty good in the playoffs for Austin. The issue is that we can't really tell how consistent that is. Now he did decent in the regular season with 53 pancakes and 2 sacks allowed so that's okay. I'd add a little more agility if I were him but that's just me. However this isn't about the regular season this is abou the playoffs. So he had 4 pancakes and 0 sacks that that's pretty good. But what does that mean for the team success? Did they do well in the run game or pass game? Can we really even know? No, we can't really even know. But I can tell you that Austin really struggled to get the running game working this game and managed only 3.4 yards per rush attempt while Arizona had 5.8. Does that mean Beaver didn't block well? Probably not, again there's no way to tell and honestly this sim is kinda poop so pancakes might actually mean absolutely nothing and not have an effect in the run game at all. Isn't playing offensive line fun? Enjoy the rub!
Okay I know this is going to come as a huge shock to you all but let me tell you something about the greatest QB in the National Simulation Football League: Cooter Bigsby. Cooter may not be the name that comes to your mind when you think greatest passer around, but that's because your mind is flawed. Anyone who knows football knows that there is none better at the gamer than Cooter. I know what you're thinking "Cooter throws too many picks" or "Cooter has a bad completion rate" well guess what, nobody cares. Cooter's job is to move the fucking ball downfield and score touchdowns and damnit that's what he does and he's the greatest at it in the league. This season in the playoffs he got screwed, plain and simple no way around it screwed. Cooter was going to win it all and if he wasn't let down by the refs and his robot linemen he was going to hoist that trophy for the boys up north. There is no better QB in this league and whether or not you accept it means nothing to the Big Bigsby. So I'll take my league leading yards and future career leading yards to the HOF without your hating ass.
7) Next year
Next year the Wraiths are going to be back for a damn vengeance. We are not accepting our loss in the Ultimus to Orange County and we are coming right back at them again to win it all next season. We took a few small hits on our team and we've got some holes to fill but our defense is getting better and better. We need to grab a good wide receiver in free agency and hopefully find a defensive lineman in the draft or maybe get a career inactive to fill some holes. Then we need to score some cap space in order to shore up the offensive line and we're going to be in a good spot to knock of the Otters and prevent the threepeat. There's also the loss of Morgan Marshall to consider which is unfortunate but we'll have to figure out a way to make it work with a wide receiver and going a little heavier in terms of the running back situation towards a single back offense. Either way we pass the ball so much and Cooter has good legs on him that we can probably mitigate the loss, but we will miss him next year when we win it all.
8) Draft Focus
The draft focus for the Wraith is quite simple, we need to draft the best player available. I don't care if they are a RB or a WR or any position on defense if they are the best I want them. Personally I like to go for defensive linemen if we can but we're not sure if that is going to be an option foor us. If not I wouldn't mind seeing us grab a young linebacker or a young wide receiver in the first round. Now for the second round again I'm thinking one of those same three position groups, but also could consider a running back here. We like to use backs in multiple sets and in the passing game and that could give us quite a few options to work with without costing a very high draft pick. I don't really know any specific players to target but I can tell you I like new guys and don't like picking sim league vets unless they have a proven track record in this league of sticking players out to retirement without going inactive. Those guys who recreate every 3 seasons we can pass on them I don't care how much they say they are in it for real this time.
19) OL Appreciation
Alright I'll bite on the bait. Yall want a fair rub? I'll give you a rub. Here's the rub: Beaver did pretty good in the playoffs for Austin. The issue is that we can't really tell how consistent that is. Now he did decent in the regular season with 53 pancakes and 2 sacks allowed so that's okay. I'd add a little more agility if I were him but that's just me. However this isn't about the regular season this is abou the playoffs. So he had 4 pancakes and 0 sacks that that's pretty good. But what does that mean for the team success? Did they do well in the run game or pass game? Can we really even know? No, we can't really even know. But I can tell you that Austin really struggled to get the running game working this game and managed only 3.4 yards per rush attempt while Arizona had 5.8. Does that mean Beaver didn't block well? Probably not, again there's no way to tell and honestly this sim is kinda poop so pancakes might actually mean absolutely nothing and not have an effect in the run game at all. Isn't playing offensive line fun? Enjoy the rub!
Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame