In one of New Orleans Second Line losses, the loss to San Jose Sabercats, Brave Ulysses had only a single pancake. A Single Pancake. A . Single . Pancake. You know how hungry you must be after expecting breakfast and getting to eat only a single pancake. Like what is that about. Pancakes gotta be in 3's, 4's, even 6's or 7's, maybe even 8's or 9's or 10's but not a single pancake. Actually Brave Ulysses isn't too worried about that abysmal game against the San Jose Saber Cats because later in the season Ulysses and the New Orleans Second Line beat the San Jose Saber Cats 27-6 but wait, he only had a single pancake in that game too. This is crazy talk, what kindve defensive monsters play on the San Jose Saber Cats defensive line that resist being pancaked so much. This boy is hungry and needs some more pancakes but really the only thing that matters is that in the next matchup of New Orleans Second Line playing the San Jose Saber Cats in never because we dont play them in the regular season again, and they wont make the playoffs, is that we beat them no matter how many pancakes Ulysses gets.
207 words
207 words