12-18-2019, 12:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-30-2019, 09:49 AM by Fordhammer.)
Disclaimer: All rankings are subjective.
Ok so we’re going to start this up with the craziest power ranking from the craziest power ranker, my guess as to where I rate on each team’s draft board power ranking. No GM has reached out to me, no GM even is probably thinking the draft in too much detail. But I need TPE, and to get TPE I need money. GFX is a pain, and I have no inspiration, so everyone’s favorite hack is at it again. I need money, so pay no one but me for this. No editors. Just me. Against the world.
This is not my rankings for where I want to go, it’s a ranking for what teams want me. The where I want to go (as much as any draftee gets a say) rankings will be out later. I am taking total shots in the dark here. So if you are a GM and looking at your board and doing “man, that tlk guy is way off, who does he think he is” the answer is the Shadow GM with a HoF player and also you should probably take these with a grain of salt. Of course I’ve also been out of the NSFL swing of things so me being low on the radar, or draft boards makes sense. Especially with my player name. Yeah that’s a great name.
1. Austin Copperheads
AdamS and I get drinks. When I am in Vegas. We wander around the strip, get food, get beer and hang out until late. Great times. Anyways, he knows me, he likes me, I like him. Kort likes me, we were on the same SHL team together so that is good. I think they know that I am one of the better locker room assets out there. I’m not bovo, but I’m like .25 Bovo on the 0-1 scale where 1 is Bovo.
2. San Jose Sabercats
CK would probably take a gamble on me. I am the best trade he ever made in the NSFL. I’m not trying to be egotistical here, but while I had my many many misteps I was a boone for that Locker room. Plus he has my phone number. I feel like CK is going to die in 70 years and still be GM of this team. I love that dedication.
3. Arizona Outlaws
I have played for only one NSFC team and all but one ASFC team. Crazy, right? This is the one, right here that I have no played for. That said, Swagsloth and I go back, as do moose and I. Do I neseecarily fit their team needs? I don’t know, I’ve been looking at management, not rosters, which is what they have a scouting department for.
4. Yelloknife Wraiths
My original team. No one from there remains. Weird. Anyways, BigRed and I have that GFX team connection, so that could be good. I can see it happening. Plus timeconsumer likes me? I think? Maybe? He plays DnD with me. But I was a wild magic sorcerer, so maybe tolerate is a better word, but then I switched. Idk.
5. Orange County Otters
I know Spec is weighing the pros and cons right now. “Pro: tlk is a fucking rad locker room asset who talks and if driven will be nearly unstoppable. Con: He is a real underdog supporter. If we keep winning rings there is a high chance he walks because he doesn’t feel like he is contributing to the win total.” Damn, I am pretty sure I am right.
6. New Orleans Second Line
The return of their first hall of famer? I can see it. Jusuo and I have a history, where we competed to win a ring in the PBE. I cry myself to sleep. I do not know if that enough will be it, but Juosu does good scouting so I can see it.
7. Colorado Yeti
Do the Yeti want me? I don’t know. I’ll know if they reach out. Last time they didn’t, and they didn’t want me. We have a storied past. They didn’t win games, I didn’t give them wins in the power rankings. They got mad, I told them to win games. They told me that they didn’t want me when they were finally turning a corner, I said ok, went to NOLA won awards, MVP, set a record and got two rings. But new management, and they seem like they’re doing good. Westy knows me. And I’d like to help them get their first ring, not going to lie.
8. Baltimore Hawks
Scorp knows me, and by knows I mean I’m the guy who he occasionally sees in the Crabs locker room, but that may be enough, but probably not. I think they have me low on their board. Will things change? Probably. Why we have scouting.
9. Chicago Butchers
Oy. This team probably values me low. Trey and I go back. I think the quote about how I am a bankroller (yeah but how many rules did you get written into existence because of shit you did? I got 2 here) and a mediocre WR is still in my sig. Might just be the last part. Anyways, I don’t know the other guy.
10. Philadelphia Liberty
There has to be someone at the bottom, and Philly is it. Things change, this is not my rankings of them, but I would be remiss if I didn't guess they see me as another guy, as I don’t recognize either name; and I doubt they recognize me. Could be pleasantly surprised though.
Reminder to all GMs, I am basing this solely off where I think you have me on your draft board right now, this is no indication of your GMing ability, temperament or locker room culture. I am doing this for money, if you disagree, have feelings or are upset with this rating system I have developed, please let me know as I try to an approachable individual, and am on discord.
Ok so we’re going to start this up with the craziest power ranking from the craziest power ranker, my guess as to where I rate on each team’s draft board power ranking. No GM has reached out to me, no GM even is probably thinking the draft in too much detail. But I need TPE, and to get TPE I need money. GFX is a pain, and I have no inspiration, so everyone’s favorite hack is at it again. I need money, so pay no one but me for this. No editors. Just me. Against the world.
This is not my rankings for where I want to go, it’s a ranking for what teams want me. The where I want to go (as much as any draftee gets a say) rankings will be out later. I am taking total shots in the dark here. So if you are a GM and looking at your board and doing “man, that tlk guy is way off, who does he think he is” the answer is the Shadow GM with a HoF player and also you should probably take these with a grain of salt. Of course I’ve also been out of the NSFL swing of things so me being low on the radar, or draft boards makes sense. Especially with my player name. Yeah that’s a great name.
1. Austin Copperheads
AdamS and I get drinks. When I am in Vegas. We wander around the strip, get food, get beer and hang out until late. Great times. Anyways, he knows me, he likes me, I like him. Kort likes me, we were on the same SHL team together so that is good. I think they know that I am one of the better locker room assets out there. I’m not bovo, but I’m like .25 Bovo on the 0-1 scale where 1 is Bovo.
2. San Jose Sabercats
CK would probably take a gamble on me. I am the best trade he ever made in the NSFL. I’m not trying to be egotistical here, but while I had my many many misteps I was a boone for that Locker room. Plus he has my phone number. I feel like CK is going to die in 70 years and still be GM of this team. I love that dedication.
3. Arizona Outlaws
I have played for only one NSFC team and all but one ASFC team. Crazy, right? This is the one, right here that I have no played for. That said, Swagsloth and I go back, as do moose and I. Do I neseecarily fit their team needs? I don’t know, I’ve been looking at management, not rosters, which is what they have a scouting department for.
4. Yelloknife Wraiths
My original team. No one from there remains. Weird. Anyways, BigRed and I have that GFX team connection, so that could be good. I can see it happening. Plus timeconsumer likes me? I think? Maybe? He plays DnD with me. But I was a wild magic sorcerer, so maybe tolerate is a better word, but then I switched. Idk.
5. Orange County Otters
I know Spec is weighing the pros and cons right now. “Pro: tlk is a fucking rad locker room asset who talks and if driven will be nearly unstoppable. Con: He is a real underdog supporter. If we keep winning rings there is a high chance he walks because he doesn’t feel like he is contributing to the win total.” Damn, I am pretty sure I am right.
6. New Orleans Second Line
The return of their first hall of famer? I can see it. Jusuo and I have a history, where we competed to win a ring in the PBE. I cry myself to sleep. I do not know if that enough will be it, but Juosu does good scouting so I can see it.
7. Colorado Yeti
Do the Yeti want me? I don’t know. I’ll know if they reach out. Last time they didn’t, and they didn’t want me. We have a storied past. They didn’t win games, I didn’t give them wins in the power rankings. They got mad, I told them to win games. They told me that they didn’t want me when they were finally turning a corner, I said ok, went to NOLA won awards, MVP, set a record and got two rings. But new management, and they seem like they’re doing good. Westy knows me. And I’d like to help them get their first ring, not going to lie.
8. Baltimore Hawks
Scorp knows me, and by knows I mean I’m the guy who he occasionally sees in the Crabs locker room, but that may be enough, but probably not. I think they have me low on their board. Will things change? Probably. Why we have scouting.
9. Chicago Butchers
Oy. This team probably values me low. Trey and I go back. I think the quote about how I am a bankroller (yeah but how many rules did you get written into existence because of shit you did? I got 2 here) and a mediocre WR is still in my sig. Might just be the last part. Anyways, I don’t know the other guy.
10. Philadelphia Liberty
There has to be someone at the bottom, and Philly is it. Things change, this is not my rankings of them, but I would be remiss if I didn't guess they see me as another guy, as I don’t recognize either name; and I doubt they recognize me. Could be pleasantly surprised though.
Reminder to all GMs, I am basing this solely off where I think you have me on your draft board right now, this is no indication of your GMing ability, temperament or locker room culture. I am doing this for money, if you disagree, have feelings or are upset with this rating system I have developed, please let me know as I try to an approachable individual, and am on discord.
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