PBE PT
7) Penalty box
If there is one person on the Outlaws that I would be extra worried about taking too many minutes in the penalty box it would definitely have to be Saba Donut. He is one of our young wide receivers and ever since he got called up from Portland to join us in Arizona he has been starting shit with everyone on the team. At first, you give it a bit of a pass because we are all out here working, we're all hyper competitive, and sometimes some of the guys just don't see eye to eye on something and maybe a scuffle breaks out in the locker room or at practice. Shit happens in sports, especially at the pro level. But Saba is completely different. Most of the time the vets try and reel in that type of behaivor from the rookies but he came in and immediatly made his presence known. I really shouldn't be surprised though, he's a professional wide receiver, they need an ego if they want to make it this far as a football player. Anyway, the first thing he does when he gets here is start debating everyone about any and everything. He walks right up to our OC and starts ripping on our running backs saying stuff like he "can outrun them all" and that they aren't "speed" like he is. Made no sense. So yeah, if there was a penalty box I could see him starting up way too many fights about random non-sense and taking unsportsmanlikes constantly.
8) Scouting Report
I'm writing this report about myself and you can't freakin stop me. The next big thing in the NSFL just got drafted to the Arizona Outlaws and his name is Galf Wilf. He's a linebacker who played 2 seasons at the University at Buffalo before joining the DSFL where he was picked up by the Portland Pythons. There, he quickly made a name for himself early on in the season by putting up insane numbers of tackles for that defense. He was everywhere the ball was, making the hits, and getting the ball out of the offenses hands. At the Combine, he slipped on his start and still managed to put up a 4.45 40 time. He is insanely fast and his instincts for the ball carrier make him seem even quicker than that. In addition to that, the dude is just massive; 6'5" at 255 lbs running as fast as he is? Slot receivers may literally die if they try to come over the middle on him and aren't ready to take a hit. He was projected to go early first round, potentially even first overall in the draft that just past but due to a combination of terrible interviews (allegedly) and a twitter rant or 2, he fell into the back half of the second round. Clearly Arizona has their hands full with this guy and his ego but they assuredly acquired a top talent in this draft class very late. Unfortunately for Wilf, he lost out on millions of dollars by being an idiot and dropping his draft stock as far as he did.
15) Superstardom
7) Penalty box
If there is one person on the Outlaws that I would be extra worried about taking too many minutes in the penalty box it would definitely have to be Saba Donut. He is one of our young wide receivers and ever since he got called up from Portland to join us in Arizona he has been starting shit with everyone on the team. At first, you give it a bit of a pass because we are all out here working, we're all hyper competitive, and sometimes some of the guys just don't see eye to eye on something and maybe a scuffle breaks out in the locker room or at practice. Shit happens in sports, especially at the pro level. But Saba is completely different. Most of the time the vets try and reel in that type of behaivor from the rookies but he came in and immediatly made his presence known. I really shouldn't be surprised though, he's a professional wide receiver, they need an ego if they want to make it this far as a football player. Anyway, the first thing he does when he gets here is start debating everyone about any and everything. He walks right up to our OC and starts ripping on our running backs saying stuff like he "can outrun them all" and that they aren't "speed" like he is. Made no sense. So yeah, if there was a penalty box I could see him starting up way too many fights about random non-sense and taking unsportsmanlikes constantly.
8) Scouting Report
I'm writing this report about myself and you can't freakin stop me. The next big thing in the NSFL just got drafted to the Arizona Outlaws and his name is Galf Wilf. He's a linebacker who played 2 seasons at the University at Buffalo before joining the DSFL where he was picked up by the Portland Pythons. There, he quickly made a name for himself early on in the season by putting up insane numbers of tackles for that defense. He was everywhere the ball was, making the hits, and getting the ball out of the offenses hands. At the Combine, he slipped on his start and still managed to put up a 4.45 40 time. He is insanely fast and his instincts for the ball carrier make him seem even quicker than that. In addition to that, the dude is just massive; 6'5" at 255 lbs running as fast as he is? Slot receivers may literally die if they try to come over the middle on him and aren't ready to take a hit. He was projected to go early first round, potentially even first overall in the draft that just past but due to a combination of terrible interviews (allegedly) and a twitter rant or 2, he fell into the back half of the second round. Clearly Arizona has their hands full with this guy and his ego but they assuredly acquired a top talent in this draft class very late. Unfortunately for Wilf, he lost out on millions of dollars by being an idiot and dropping his draft stock as far as he did.
15) Superstardom