(S20) - PT1 - Rookie Mentor

[slothfacekilla]

I am honestly not sure what the league was thinking when they asked me to show a rookie around, they must not have been paying attention to my career very closely. I can't say I have any sort of special knowledge of the league or the game, and I have been known to miss a training session here and there. I tried to bring this up to the league bosses but it got me nowhere, they yelled at me until I agreed to mentor a rookie. They said I had "volunteered."

I picked up my rookie at the New Orleans airport only a few hours after I was supposed to meet him. I think he may have told me his name, I can't remember it if he did. But I basically just let him shadow me to see how the day goes for a NSFL player. We drove through the nearest drive thru coffee shop so I could get some caffeine to help with my hangover. Taking care of your body after a long night out is very important. Then we arrived at the training facility. I showed the rookie the secret entrance to the parking lot so the head office can't see you coming in late. Then I showed the rookie where I usually stand in the weight room while I pretend to lift weights, and helped him pick out a perfect spot in the film room to fall asleep so the coach can't see you. Also if they do catch you sleeping and call on you just yell out "DOOT" when you wake up and that's usually okay.

Around that point I lost track of the rookie to be honest. I left to go get some snacks and realized a few hours later that the rookie wasn't with me. I was his ride to the airport I think so hopefully he's okay.

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