Well, seeing as I am the GM of the Tijuana Luchadores, of course I gotta mentor these dudes. My draftees. So the one I wanna focus on is none other than Nick Nation. He's an alum of the University of Arizona, which is where I, Fuzzy Dotson, went to school as well. I think that's great. That would make him a freshman when I was a senior I believe. I don't remember Nick Nation at all in the locker room or at campus or anything. My guess is he was a transfer. Probably from some Division II school.
Anywho, first what were gonna do is dig deep into Tijuana and find some tasty tortas. By deep, I mean we gotta avoid the coast and all the touristy places. Once we sit and have our tortas, we can talk about what it means to be a Luchadore, and also how to properly update your player page. Gotta teach em how to link to your exact post, not just the thread. That will really grind an updater's gears, you know. Then I gotta tell him to put most of his tpe towards speed, although really it's his tpe an dhe can do whatever he likes. Maybe he wants to be a speed back with exceptional kicking strength. Hey whatever floats your boat, I'm not gonna judge.
After that I'll teach him how to play running back for the Luchadores. And in order to learn about these sorts of things, I gotta take him to the beach and have him chase dolphins. It's the only real way to connect with mother nature and improve your stamina. Then you gotta jump on a dolphin and let him take you for a ride. No matter how much he "eeeeee eee eeee"s. Just pretend like those are sounds of joy.
Anywho, first what were gonna do is dig deep into Tijuana and find some tasty tortas. By deep, I mean we gotta avoid the coast and all the touristy places. Once we sit and have our tortas, we can talk about what it means to be a Luchadore, and also how to properly update your player page. Gotta teach em how to link to your exact post, not just the thread. That will really grind an updater's gears, you know. Then I gotta tell him to put most of his tpe towards speed, although really it's his tpe an dhe can do whatever he likes. Maybe he wants to be a speed back with exceptional kicking strength. Hey whatever floats your boat, I'm not gonna judge.
After that I'll teach him how to play running back for the Luchadores. And in order to learn about these sorts of things, I gotta take him to the beach and have him chase dolphins. It's the only real way to connect with mother nature and improve your stamina. Then you gotta jump on a dolphin and let him take you for a ride. No matter how much he "eeeeee eee eeee"s. Just pretend like those are sounds of joy.
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