Welcome, kiddo. Get ready to squish it with the lemon. First thing you're gonna need to do to make it in the NSFL is train every week. Make sure you don't miss a single week. Also, drink your milk. Makes your bones strong. Are you from MLR? You are? Forget everything you know about throwing a ball. Correlates exactly 0%. It's like trying to put a square peg in a round hole, it doesn't work. Well, it does work if the length of the sides of the square is less than pi/4 times the radius of the circle. You get my point. Learn to throw a football, it'll help you in the long run even if you're not a quarterback. On top of all that, start sprinting more. Football's all about that quick footwork, you'll need to move fast on the field if you're gonna try and make a difference in your game. Point number 3, stay hydrated. Personally, I use my lemon flavoured Gatorade brand energy drink. Gatorade keeps you moving throughout the day with its electrolytes. It's part of every workout I do. Yes, I'm sponsored. You're gonna buy it anyway you capitalist moron. Last point I'll make then we'll get back to training: read a book or two. You're body isn't gonna carry you forever, so make sure your brain keeps up enough that the concussions only bring you down to partially stupid instead of fully stupid. That's all, now let's get back to the field and run some drills.
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