Ugarth the Dissector is new to football, and during the first day of training camp his coaches in Tijuana learned that while you might be able to take the Orc out of the Sword Mountains, you couldn't take the Sword Mountains out of the Orc. Countless reminders to leave his axe in the locker room, not to take trophies from 'defeated' enemies and to set tackled players back onto the ground.
So much to learn. But to the humble Orc, these soft pink-skins are the ones in need of instruction. Instruction on the ways to best be a man. After all, none of these weaklings even wore trophies from their conquests. No horns or tusks piercing their skin, no horrific scars on their bodies, though admittedly they did sport many tattoos.
What is best in life for an Orc? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! If Ugarth could mentor these hapless soft-ones for a day, it would be to teach them those few lessons. Be always vicious, mercy is for the weak of body and weaker of spirit! Push until the job is done as there are no half measures in the Sword Mountains, only unfinished business. "Best effort" is a balm applied by lesser men to cure the sting of failure, the true best effort is a winning one.
Ugarth may have much to learn on the field, but these humans in their gold chains and lavish, soft tunics have much to learn off of it.
So much to learn. But to the humble Orc, these soft pink-skins are the ones in need of instruction. Instruction on the ways to best be a man. After all, none of these weaklings even wore trophies from their conquests. No horns or tusks piercing their skin, no horrific scars on their bodies, though admittedly they did sport many tattoos.
What is best in life for an Orc? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! If Ugarth could mentor these hapless soft-ones for a day, it would be to teach them those few lessons. Be always vicious, mercy is for the weak of body and weaker of spirit! Push until the job is done as there are no half measures in the Sword Mountains, only unfinished business. "Best effort" is a balm applied by lesser men to cure the sting of failure, the true best effort is a winning one.
Ugarth may have much to learn on the field, but these humans in their gold chains and lavish, soft tunics have much to learn off of it.