(S20) - PT1 - Rookie Mentor

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So you think you got what it takes to make it in the NSFL, huh kid? Ahhh (cracks knuckles) (cracks neck) (cracks back) ohhh yeah that feels good. Oh yeah where was I? So you think you got what it takes maggot? Hah just kidding most people around here are pretty nice, especially to the new guys. It's not gonna be easy to make it to the top though. They say showing up is half the battle or something like that. Well not here. Showing up is only like 2 TPE a week, you gotta do more, a lot more. This ain't the NFL where you get a nice payday and you can retire in style. No sir, you're gonna have to work at least one other job if you want to do anything more than ride the bench in the DSFL. Good news is that English or Communications degree you got might actually come in handy cause you're gonna be writing until your fingers bleed. And oh yeah don't expect the team to provide any equipment for you, you'll be buying that shit too. Otherwise you know you can always borrow old man Jenkins jock strap. But if you can get past all that, if you can put it in perspective and keep your eyes on your dream, then my friend I know you'll be a star. So buck up, rook. Get out there, keep grinding and show em what you're made of.