1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims, give your predictions; if it is afterwards, give a review of the game.
Oh fuck yeah I can actually give a prediction cause I am not doing this after the fact the season has officially ended for a change! Nice! Okay so my prediction for the Colorado Yeti was that we won end up beating the Baltimore Hawks to reach the division final but then I sadly thought we would get rekt in that match vs Yellowknife Wraiths. I cannot remember the exact final score but I know we sadly lost which made me 2/2.
I did also think Austin would beat NOLA but in my predictions reversed it cause I am a little bitch that just goes for the favourite team for cheap TPE. Which leaves me for the final between the Austin CopperHeads and Yellowknife Wraiths.
I believe that Austin will end up winning it purely because Yellowknife love to lose finals. It is damn near tradition at this point with the Otters losing for once. I think it would be nice to see a banner for them and seeing Adam Cole (BAYBAAAAAY!) having a trophy is always cool. I know they are the away team and it seems that being away usually means you lose unless your team is really bad but I just feel like it will happen. Maybe I can only predict Yeti fixtures accurately but we will see soon enough.
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2) League Milestone
Written: This year is the 20th playoff season of the NSFL. In your opinion, what was the most thrilling playoff game of these past years? Give a review of that game and why you consider it to be great.
Well. This one will not go down as one of the best NSFL finals of all time. I doubt most actually remember it past the team that won but the Ultimus final between the Philly Liberty and the San Jose Sabrecats was literally my first time discovering the league. I timed it to perfection cause the finals was on and quite enjoyed what I was seeing.
This would trigger a couple of things: I would join the league a few hours later, which would help the Colorado Yeti go from struggling team to a play-off team every season and more noticably this little curse I seem to have with Philly.
I do not always watch the streams but any time I watch Philly play, they lose. That includes 2 finals and a few games vs the Yeti. The streak is 0-10. I do not know why it is happening but that is where we find ourselves with it now.
I picked this one purely because it was the first game I ever saw be played. It was not the most hype final but it for sure was the ones I remember watching so it was important to me if anything. Since then it has gone pretty quickly. I hope to one day make the final in the Ultimus and bring the Yeti the first title.
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3) Revenge
Written: Write 200 words about a team you’d like to get revenge on next season and why. Did they knock you out of the playoffs? Blow you out?
I think I will do this one for a change even though if I am honest I do not have any ill feelings towards any actual team. Maybe a few specific cunts on teams and maybe Chicago for not taking me in the draft when they then lost the people above me but I do not hate them.
Having said that I would like to get revenge on the Yellowknife Wraiths. They beat us in the division finals. They are a good team but it would be nice to see another team like the Colorado Yeti finally make the final so someone can actually win the finals for our division for a change.
The Colorado Yeti are not good at away games and going into that match I did genuinely think that we would lose the division finals but before we beat Baltimore in basically the qualifier. The good news is our core is now starting to hit the prime. With lazzy and the QB going over 1000 and a few others closely behind so if revenge is going to happen it is looking like it will next season. It will be interesting to see whether or not it is us or maybe the Hawks that can bring the the YKW streak of choked finals to a halt so the division can finally win 1.
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6) Expansion
Written: There have been a lot of new players entering the league recently. If you were in charge of a new expansion team for the NSFL or DSFL, how would you go about it?
If I got a new team they would clearly be called the Budapest Badgers. I have gone on before about this idea of a european/dirty foreign communism infested roll tide team before but it would be great to have more foreign players and teams in the league.
With PBE getting the world classic this makes this 1 of the only leagues without an international tournament which sucks balls. It would be great to play for europe or hungary even if they would get rekt.
We would be a development team and just try to make people enjoy the league whilst also trying to grow the best team we could. Generic I know but very honest cause why wouldn't I?
Being an NSFL team does not appeal to me that much, I do not really like the play-off format that much but it is what it is. I would also snipe woelkers from his DSFL team cause he is my boy and then we can just destroy the league and own the DSFL with ease! It is brilliant! I dunno if a colour is actually needed but we can always go Budapest Brown/Blue/Black/Burgundy Badgers too if needed. Though playing in a couple of those colours would be weird to see.
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Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims, give your predictions; if it is afterwards, give a review of the game.
Oh fuck yeah I can actually give a prediction cause I am not doing this after the fact the season has officially ended for a change! Nice! Okay so my prediction for the Colorado Yeti was that we won end up beating the Baltimore Hawks to reach the division final but then I sadly thought we would get rekt in that match vs Yellowknife Wraiths. I cannot remember the exact final score but I know we sadly lost which made me 2/2.
I did also think Austin would beat NOLA but in my predictions reversed it cause I am a little bitch that just goes for the favourite team for cheap TPE. Which leaves me for the final between the Austin CopperHeads and Yellowknife Wraiths.
I believe that Austin will end up winning it purely because Yellowknife love to lose finals. It is damn near tradition at this point with the Otters losing for once. I think it would be nice to see a banner for them and seeing Adam Cole (BAYBAAAAAY!) having a trophy is always cool. I know they are the away team and it seems that being away usually means you lose unless your team is really bad but I just feel like it will happen. Maybe I can only predict Yeti fixtures accurately but we will see soon enough.
[224 words]
2) League Milestone
Written: This year is the 20th playoff season of the NSFL. In your opinion, what was the most thrilling playoff game of these past years? Give a review of that game and why you consider it to be great.
Well. This one will not go down as one of the best NSFL finals of all time. I doubt most actually remember it past the team that won but the Ultimus final between the Philly Liberty and the San Jose Sabrecats was literally my first time discovering the league. I timed it to perfection cause the finals was on and quite enjoyed what I was seeing.
This would trigger a couple of things: I would join the league a few hours later, which would help the Colorado Yeti go from struggling team to a play-off team every season and more noticably this little curse I seem to have with Philly.
I do not always watch the streams but any time I watch Philly play, they lose. That includes 2 finals and a few games vs the Yeti. The streak is 0-10. I do not know why it is happening but that is where we find ourselves with it now.
I picked this one purely because it was the first game I ever saw be played. It was not the most hype final but it for sure was the ones I remember watching so it was important to me if anything. Since then it has gone pretty quickly. I hope to one day make the final in the Ultimus and bring the Yeti the first title.
[227 words]
3) Revenge
Written: Write 200 words about a team you’d like to get revenge on next season and why. Did they knock you out of the playoffs? Blow you out?
I think I will do this one for a change even though if I am honest I do not have any ill feelings towards any actual team. Maybe a few specific cunts on teams and maybe Chicago for not taking me in the draft when they then lost the people above me but I do not hate them.
Having said that I would like to get revenge on the Yellowknife Wraiths. They beat us in the division finals. They are a good team but it would be nice to see another team like the Colorado Yeti finally make the final so someone can actually win the finals for our division for a change.
The Colorado Yeti are not good at away games and going into that match I did genuinely think that we would lose the division finals but before we beat Baltimore in basically the qualifier. The good news is our core is now starting to hit the prime. With lazzy and the QB going over 1000 and a few others closely behind so if revenge is going to happen it is looking like it will next season. It will be interesting to see whether or not it is us or maybe the Hawks that can bring the the YKW streak of choked finals to a halt so the division can finally win 1.
[225 words]
6) Expansion
Written: There have been a lot of new players entering the league recently. If you were in charge of a new expansion team for the NSFL or DSFL, how would you go about it?
If I got a new team they would clearly be called the Budapest Badgers. I have gone on before about this idea of a european/dirty foreign communism infested roll tide team before but it would be great to have more foreign players and teams in the league.
With PBE getting the world classic this makes this 1 of the only leagues without an international tournament which sucks balls. It would be great to play for europe or hungary even if they would get rekt.
We would be a development team and just try to make people enjoy the league whilst also trying to grow the best team we could. Generic I know but very honest cause why wouldn't I?
Being an NSFL team does not appeal to me that much, I do not really like the play-off format that much but it is what it is. I would also snipe woelkers from his DSFL team cause he is my boy and then we can just destroy the league and own the DSFL with ease! It is brilliant! I dunno if a colour is actually needed but we can always go Budapest Brown/Blue/Black/Burgundy Badgers too if needed. Though playing in a couple of those colours would be weird to see.
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