Thanks @nunccoepi @Huskies311 @DeadlyPlayer @AdamS, all super-helpful replies.
I've added a note on the original to highlight the errors and the answers within the comments, but I'll leave the original up since some may still find it interesting.
I've added a note on the original to highlight the errors and the answers within the comments, but I'll leave the original up since some may still find it interesting.